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Me? I'm terrified that we may have lost our nation.
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At least we'll have a good laugh before martial law sets in.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

In case you needed a reminder that we're the bad guys now: US vetoes UN Security Council demand for Gaza ceasefire www.reuters.com/world/middle...

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Overheard a gentleman the other day complaining that he couldn't follow politics anymore because none of it made any sense. I feel ya. Then he said, "I'm 72, so all I really care about is that I get to keep smoking and I get to keep my Social Security!" Ummm... shit. Fingers crossed, I guess.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I routinely question how we restore sanity and order, when people have become accustomed to anything sane and orderly being called crazy and illegal. How do we hold these clowns accountable without being accused of "lawfare"? How do we present solid evidence without being called fake?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Love that DJT is publicly shitting on Leonard Leo like he's some liberal cuck. There's literally nothing you can do to appease this guy. Sooner or later, he will throw you to the wolves. I do agree, however, that Leonard hates America.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I hate it when Mom and Dad fight. www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Everything is so bad and stupid and bad, I can't think of anything to post. Basically my brain right now is just trying to find things that aren't evil and/or crimes.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously, how much longer until someone opens fire on their masked kidnappers in self-defense, and then MAGA goes nuts because an "illegal murdered" an ICE agent?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

If we ever regain sanity, the only acceptable reaction, for the rest of our lives, to any Republican complaining that a Democrat is corrupt or improper or injust or disrespectful, is to loudly laugh in their face. Even if they're correct. I mean, still fix it in that case, but after you laugh.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, I hope we do find out this is all a simulation. It'd be such a relief.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

So, catching up on the news today... Noem literally thinks habeas corpus means POTUS can deport anybody he likes, most of us may not be able to get Covid shots this year, RFK Jr didn't know that his department was slashing programs, Lil Marco is still a bitch, and Norm died. That it?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

He said it was going to be the Golden Shower Age of America, right? As in he was gonna piss on all of us? Promises kept!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty surprised to find out that Taylor Swift is no longer hot, but I'm certainly glad Dear Leader is here to educate me.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, it would be stupid for me not to take this bribe. They're offering me money. How could that possibly be bad? I love money! What do they want for it? I don't know, but obviously I'll give it to them. What? What's wrong with that?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Still waiting for a mob of masked feds to get shot up by someone genuinely believing they're robbers breaking into their home, and then they'll say, "see we told you those illegals were dangerous."

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Like... does he think he's clever? The Grok thing is like a 5 year old faking a note from his teacher saying they need to be fed cookies. We can all see what you're doing, nobody is fooled for one moment.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This is all Jimmy Carter's fault. If he had only admitted that his peanut farm created a conflict of interests due to his influence over ag policy, and therefore sold it, that would have set an example for... Hang on, my imaginary aide is telling me something...

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The amount of time and effort (and $) it's going to take to fix what they have already done is crazy. Even if we could just say, "it was all illegal and didn't count," we still lost experienced staff, broke contracts, lost data, ruined trust. That takes time to fix, and some of it can't be fixed.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments