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Stand up comedian and comedy writer: Naked Week and The Skewer BBC Radio 4, Breaking the News BBC iplayer, Noising Up BBC Radio Scotland
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Are you weirdly hungry for an alternative topical comedy gameshow? Come and EAT THE NEWS with me and Ali Panting! eatthenews.eventbrite.co.uk

Are you weirdly hungry for an alternative topical comedy gameshow? Come and EAT THE NEWS with me and Ali Panting! eatthenews.eventbrite.co.uk

If there's one thing you should know about me it's that I love free movement through the back door* *I am aware there are several ways this can be interpreted, pick your fave

Mine was the seashells of the BritishIsles. I think when i checked the Dorling Kindersley seashells guide out of the library for the 17th consecutive time the librarian should have been authorised to diagnose me there and then

Mach 2025 was a BLAST and was not TOO COLD at night Highlights were: Kathy Maniura Lucy Pearman Darryl Carrington Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social Kieran Hodgson

Went for my first Wild Stand of the year

I'd heard this about women but wasn't convinced till I read Jain's substack. Eye opening

I am above average height for a woman

My bf said 'don't post that it looks like a swastika' but he doesn't know its actually just a Roman split

We saw you from across the quiz and we wondered if you'd like to let us WIN THE WHOLE DAMN THING

You would never know this horrible little baby traumatised me earlier by bringing in a mouse/rat

My daughter giving the perfect demonstration of why reading is so important! And libraries too, I could never afford to buy enough books to keep up with her

i’m a man. from the moment i’m born to the moment i die society is obliged to provide me with a constant slew of friends, pop culture role models, friendly check-ins, scold protections, financial incentives and sympathetic outreaches else i go full fash

'Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again....There was a padlock and a chain upon the gate. I called in my dream to the lodge-keeper, and had no answer, and peering closer through the rusted spokes of the gate I saw that the lodge was uninhabited.' And then the bears moved in.

Series 2 of The Naked Week is out now! With a little joke from me about a beefeater www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

'Private school is the only place available for our children to learn music' is so telling like 'none of those povvos in state schools could ever conceive of playing music'...the arts are the preserve of the rich as ever

It's anti-gravity monday

Just so we're clear was it not a crisis when it was the other way around?

As an alternative* 90s girl this film raised me *intense, strange and nerdy