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herddeep.bsky.social
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time. Just arrived on the caravan from Twitter. Looking for old and new friends, and allies who've also migrated.
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...says the fucker that killed the pope.
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Looks like he thought she might've had more than 1 Barbie doll, huh?
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But I'm still clinging to Schumer's "We will win!" chant. That's still valid, right?
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Preferably with a Brontosaurus dick.
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You mean Liddle Elon?
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Come on, Elon. Take one for the team and go blow him.
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Gotta go with your strengths.
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Tell me you're not with @theonion.com.
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One thing’s for sure Boston had the most T.
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Hope it’s raw.
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Many people are saying that a cage match is in order.
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Damn shame SNL just wrapped for the season.
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They'll both be pulling hair plugs soon, won't they?
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Not an asshole, but a GDMF traitor. PERIOD.
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Millimeters?
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I've never crossed paths with a single person in my life that only scored 32/100. And I'm not a food/health inspector or anything (although I sometimes play one on social media), but a "32" tells me there's a definite rodent infestation somewhere other than just at the White House.
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You have to really fuck up badly to score a 32/100.
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Because if he did, he'd have gotten grabbed by his neckgina.
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Sadly, he's not nearly the woman she is.
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It's Mr. Pussy to you, sir!
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How many more literal #TacoTuesdays will we have to endure??
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Who are we to judge that they liked being grabbed by the pussy by their dear famous leader?
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I've never understood the mindset of people targeting people who are doing nothing but minding their own business either.
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And they say that the Lord doesn't work on Sundays.
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Well, well, well…who has the cards now?
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Full details will be revealed in his next piece-of-shit book.
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Hope she rots in hell, but then again hell is far too pleasant an option for these people.
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TBH, it's probably one of his more redeeming qualities.
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That's nothing. Many people are saying that he has himself on speed-dial.
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Would this possibly involve a gravel pit?
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He won’t. He got grabbed by his vulva.
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Well, they’re sure giving the people a big Chalupa.
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I see someone did a movie on her already.
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It's truly muy bueno, although it's fairly obvious this here is his favorite meal (based on how often he eats it).
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Spoiler Alert: rapists don’t care if you’re into them or not.
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Should be Howe Dewey Cheatum. Literally.
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He's sorry as fuck. Know the difference.
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On the other hand, he would've only had a half-inch to give.
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...when they're not watching together. It's a technicality.
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We feel you, Steve.
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She's looking for a camel calf to take out to the sand pit.
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Deep sea diving in a submarine with screen doors is another viable option here.
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Well, she's obviously homeland securitying, Karl.
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I say we starve that brain worm of his.
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From my vantage point, he looks like a heavily stretched used Armstrong.
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Obviously confused. It's not Sedition Day Weekend.