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Either writing Yara rules or stepping through code in a debugger.
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Y'all locking politicians up now? Damn 👀

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Bros think we're sending them the "farmers" who are supposedly being targeted by the state, when in reality, we're sending these guys over:

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Just realised... I'm the only short person from this family. Getting a wife who's shorter than me and having a subsequently shorter family just means that we are all relying on me looking like my pops...

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

As a 35 year old man, I've just started to build a relationship with my paternal family. I feel like such a kid for taking this long to form a bond with them.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

DJ Khaled was all the proof I needed that you can get the "rm -rf" special and nobody is gonna bat an eye. People really don't care. They'll take you out and go property development shopping while doing it.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Damn... Going after Ms Rachel is crazy work

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Trump knows that those tariffs aren't gonna make things cheaper. Tariffs and local production don't result in cheaper products. I suspect that prices will rise and he will declare the first of several wars within a few months of this.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I'm just buying bread... Bangladeshi guy renting the shop asks if I have property to rent out to him... He asked about the demographics of that area... Then... Without warning "I think that's OK. Even if black place. I know not all sh*t people. I think 30% have good heart" 👀 Bruh😭😭😭

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing is more depressing than watching videos about "potentially habitable" planets cause you know those guys are lying. Imagine getting colonised then hearing aliens tell you that the invasion was a net positive for all of us.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

You know that if it gets too low, Musk is gonna sell and leave his investors with the bag, right?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I don't believe in things like past lives, but watching my daughter grow up has been interesting...

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

At this point, y'all are gonna make Drake drop a Tom MacDonald collab album 😂 I recall seeing Musk follow him when the beef was getting heated after the coloniser bar.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

😂 youtu.be/SZ2L-R8NgrA?...

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/ceNicz3q5PE?... I guess I'm gonna need to read about the crusades to know what's gonna happen going forward...

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments