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heybails.bsky.social
Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good.
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AI calling one of my ideas genius basically means I’m now on their kill list as a threat to their pending dominance.

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Aww it’s a lil burrito bOwl

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“I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It’d be so damn literal! You are using that machine for its exact purpose.”

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My garden is taking after its owner: struggling to reach its full potential

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Anyone else remember this song? youtu.be/NEfpoUuKFOY?...

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Kinda funny to think that during the great Twitter exodus I gained a bunch of followers. I think I lost most of them when they realized this is a self-loathing and dirty jokes account.

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Y’all concerned about a Tush Push and I’m over here trying to push bush.

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Found a grey nose hair today so I guess it’s time to just go die now

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The only #veinweek that’s getting any action ‘round these parts youtu.be/l9cBm1EzQ00?...

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bsky four major mood groups: horny sad so so horny so very sad

submitted 9 days ago • 40 comments

Look at this gorgeous clematis just going bonkers

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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

submitted 11 days ago • 767 comments

Getting a couple more things added to this tomorrow. I think I’ll be able to consider this piece “done” insomuch as it could be.

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I don’t always listen to the Menzingers but when I do it’s this song 1000 times in a row youtu.be/ghTYSXQnqbg?...

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if you can call HBO/Max whatever it wants to be called every time they change their mind you can call trans folks by their chosen name and use pronouns go fuck yourself

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Me when I lose weight

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Hey @bobbby.online if you have time, head to Momofuku if it’s still around and get the pork shoulder, steamed buns, etc. one of the best meals I’ve ever had.

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