heybails.bsky.social
Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good.
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1. Put this on a shirt
2. Sell shirt
3. Profit
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You can’t just waltz into a #clamweek. You’ve got to take your time, develop a plan of attack, and ease into it.
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It’s ok there will inevitably be #cheekweek
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Just standing there, all pretty and shit. The audacity, I tell ya.
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What. A. Dime.
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I have two on the far right (one’s just a wee sprout) that are deep purple. Everything in between are various shades. Ideally it’ll look like a sunset when everything is in bloom. Maybe by the fall, probably next season.
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Slowly but surely. It’s supposed to get 10-12 ft tall and is the one on the far left. The idea is all my clematis will get to the top (7 ft)and create a blooming canopy
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Will this photo of one of my clematis help?
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I’m working through Expedition 33 and holy smokes. Do it.
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Yeah got mine
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Ha jokes on you, I love stuff getting jammed in yer pee hole
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youtu.be/BofvfVPFbiM?...
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Why don’t you get a tattoo about it?
Seriously though, that’ll learn them. I do it.
“Oh yall went to Hawaii without me? Well enjoy the beginning of my new sleeve!”
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Trey thinks so. If he didn’t, he wouldn’t have written two Axillas
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I don’t have that one. Mine is 5-6 years old but like the precursor version. As far as I know you can use any ole ground coffee.
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It’s super easy. Just get you something like this. I let mine steep for at least 12 hours then remove the filter and grounds and it lasts eh, around 2 days before I notice any real degradation
a.co/d/1qJNcs6
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“Ayyy who up with they network of veins with surrounding fibers for pegging”
- @dijcrap.hates.lol probably
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back in my day we'd have to drink hard to erase the oppression of the present self now all these kids have to do is ChatGPT themselves into oblivion
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Is there a line? Because if there’s a line, I’m out.
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Aren’t we all though?
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The look you have in the pic on the right says, “I’m going to ruin your life and you’re going to love it.”
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Makes sense coming from someone that like oatmeal raisin 🤢
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That is certainly fortunate. I broke mine in 3 places in a freak accident playing baseball when I was 15.
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Been there dude, broken collarbones are no joke. Get some rest.
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Hot dogs in unusual places, you say?
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Hang this skeet in the Louvre
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Always keep your toys charged in case of power outages
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*pork belly buns. Been a few years since I’ve been there and had to refresh my memory of their menu. I went with a group and we also got the Bo Ssam, which was fantastic