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65 years ago today, you could come to the theatre and watch THE APARTMENT. The film would go on to win five Oscars including Best Picture! Writer / Director / Producer Billy Wilder won three Oscars for the film.

Lets go back to a world where piece of shit disgraced governors who had to step down don’t even run. It’s the shamelessness that must be stopped.

Kanopy is free if you’re not hep to it. All you need is your library card number. And McCabe & Mrs. Miller for free is one hell of a value play.

So no one’s gonna mention the Sherman Oaks earthquake? Shook the whole house.

Amazon added commercials to Prime in Jan, 2024 — and increased their ad revenue to a record $56 billion. Now they're doubling the number of commercials. So much for the promise of "meaningfully fewer ads than rivals." www.adweek.com/media/amazon... #Streaming #Amazon

What I want is a TV documentary channel entirely devoted to documentaries with no quick-cut montages of everything about to happen, which don't give a fuck about keeping my attention, presented by extremely knowledgeable people in a terrible mood who have no interest in trying to make me like them.

If this article gets even one kid to watch old cartoons it’s doing God’s work.

Ever seen Habitat 67? "The design is an experiment in modular architecture meant to imitate an organic growth, bringing together nature and geometric patterns." www.atlasobscura.com/places/habit...

Marilyn Manson now going door to door in a Cybertruck trying to shock people

Gotta respect their singular focus on blowing things up.

If you thought Laker tickets were expensive before…

They were talking about how everyone is already in their seat for the start of the first inning. That never happens in a regular season game, and I’ve been going to Dodger Stadium for 40 years. Ohtani on the mound.

The Accountant 2 (Amazon Prime) made some bad choices (it’s not remotely fun), but maybe the success of The Accountant was just too hard to recreate because the first one just somehow worked its own crazy magic.

Dude can’t even beat Ukraine after years.

Even the *good* news now is like “judge temporarily blocks administration from performing fingernail torture on people who recycle.”

My buddy just landed in Tokyo and he’s already seen two Shohei Ohtani ads before even getting to customs.

i can never remember exactly how to do CPR - but i make up for it with enthusiasm

Internet out all day.

It’s not just Mike Lee — Bernie Moreno is pretending that a registered Republican evangelical anti-abortion Trump voter who assassinated a Democrat and had more on his hit list is a representative of “the extreme left”

To celebrate Father’s Day, we’ve programmed all the slot machines to say “I love you, daddy” every time you hit a jackpot.

Assassin’s best friend: Papa John’s employee or just huge fan of their pizza?

Has the far right Christian assassin been caught yet or does the former preacher crave murdering more people before meeting his maker?

This is horrible, but that station wagon is baller. There are only 4 station wagons left you can buy in America and 3 are obscenely overpriced Audis.

Counter protesting the No Kings rallies is pretty funny. Yes kings! Tread on me! Take away my freedoms!