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Writer/podcaster. My outie does muscle shows. https://linktr.ee/hobotrashcan
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RIP to an absolute legend.
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During intermission, my friend Justin and I went looking for him and found him smoking pot behind the gym.
He saw us and said, “Get out of here.”
We told him we were the guys he talked to earlier in line.
He responded, “I know. Otherwise I would have said, ‘Get THE FUCK out of here.’”
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He wanted the fans in line to know he didn’t no-show the event.
And he wanted us to let everyone else know once we got inside.
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At least put them on different nights.
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
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Dankwakening?
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Thanks!
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Okay, now this is my favorite comment:
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Okay, now this is my favorite comment:
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My favorite comment so far:
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“But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter. From Punxsutawney, it's Phil Connors. So long.”