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Geordie. Pyjamas. Some kids. You know the script.
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Someone on Facecloth (absolute degenerate I went to school with) recently proposed to her tinder boyfriend of 7 weeks on a plane to Corfu. Said boyfriend just shared a video to Facecloth saying "just to let everyone know, my new fiancé just proposed to me 35,000 miles in the air".

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

🫠

submitted 20 hours ago • 11 comments

Hello.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I've had to wean myself off my mental drugs and start with some new ones, so I'm extra "spicy" at the moment. Want to see what I had for my tea last night? I still can't get over that I'm an adult and I can eat Yorkshire puddings whenever I want.

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

Oh.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

🧐

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

dog accidentally scratched my cornea this morning and when I was getting it checked out the doctor asked to see a pic of him and then he said I must be lying because this dog has never done anything wrong in his life

submitted 5 days ago • 31 comments

Worst biopic casting ever. Looks nothing like him.

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

My toddler pissed on my bedroom floor, he also caught the valance. I can say with absolute conviction, the pissy valance will never see the inside of the washing machine as our mattress is heavier than a twin berth caravan (furnished).

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine my devastation to find the article is stuck behind a paywall.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

All I want to do today, is be 1988 me. Instead, I have to look after my parent's fucking grandkids and be all "present" and shit.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Can somebody tell me the difference between 'stopped here' and 'stayed here' please? Does stopped just mean you stopped for a slash and some diesel? And stayed means at least one night? It shouldn't do, but it's annoying me.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

First night in the nursery like a big lad 🥺

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

New euphemism for sex just dropped

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

I've just watched the episode of Clarkson's Farm where loads of piglets died and quite honestly, I'm not okay. On the plus side though, I can say with a moderate degree of confidence, at least I'm not as shit a mum as female pigs are.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

I feel I should add, this isn't a regular occurrence. The last time I was there was March 2023 and I was waiting for a call to say the hospital were ready to do CG 2.0's first transplant. I got home after that appointment and received the call and he had his first transplant 8 days later.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments