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My religion is very simple. My religion is slime.
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It would at least give a use for all the sad, lonely odd socks.
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Better take your red shoes, so you know you can get back home.
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You have only taught me this now. Talk about a slow-burn!
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Mmm mmm. Lettuce
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Oh my gosh. How beautiful. You must have made something really special.
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He's on here now!
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Aren't Labour currently deporting a lot of asylum seekers that the Tories failed to process? Whatever your view on it, it's a bit hypocritical of Kemi to be acting like they would be the ones to take action!
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I think you would find a LOT of people lose religion if that happened. You know, the rich ones.
Maybe then they would find the one true slime.
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I am OBSESSED with non-alcoholic fruit ciders! Absolute game-changer for me.
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youtu.be/9-lQ11igLI0?...
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Preach. They make my little millennial ex-stoner heart happy and I DON'T CARE.
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Immediately sang it to the correct tune. Will now be lodged in my brain for days.
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You need to invent a monster trucks variation, which involves lying down drinking wine.
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I feel like I'm really contributing to this statistic today.
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Is that your secret blend of herbs and spices!?!!? I need to clean my teeth.
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Now you're thinking like a billionaire!
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I'm pretty sure this time we get nuclear war.
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Candy floss grapes are amazing - something along those lines please.
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May all your slime be most blessed.
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I am slime-rich. Got it coming out of my ears!
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Oh no. I love a bit of etiquette. I still shudder when I see an emoji on Reddit.
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Consider me taught
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Is that the etiquette? I was never on twitter. Came to Bluesky as my small creature way of annoying Elmo Musk.
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I see what you did there
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And what a legacy it is
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You just need to love slime. And smiles.
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Then we are completely safe. Those things are always rigged!
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I'm more worried about the Heinies crowding my bloody icebox.
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What if some religion is a snail invention?
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I am expecting smallpox back by the end of next year.