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when i absolutely do not understand what they just told me, even though it was their third time explaining it

What are you, Milhouse's Dad over there?

@janochoa.bsky.social on the GB@Nite uploads, I put my speakers into mono and all the audio disappears. Q: did you use a single source for audio? if you used more tha one, could the wav files be out of phase causing volume issues? just thinking out loud!

I thought I'd join in on the party and lose MY job too! #giantbombforever

As someone who right at this minute realized that his own job was tanked by corporate cowards, my heart goes to Polygon and Giant Bomb. #giantbomb <>

the internet has ruined me

OHH i get it now, it's FUN ONIONS!

Whoever has to write the copy for the ground level partitions for condo builds either believe the inane bullshit they post or they’re just as embarrassed as I get when reading them. “LIFE IN FULL COLOUR” “Experience modern life here” Meanwhile the building across the street collapsed from neglect

Tony Hawk Tuah's Pro Spitter 2

no to make y'all jealous but i just realized @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social and I have VERY similar cool ass drawings of us. shoutout to @laprislazuli.bsky.social for making me look like an actual human.

Hey where do i go to talk about the rentals on this website? #therentals #betterthanweezer #7moreseconds

Your Executive VIP Host will help you with anything you need. If you lose enough money, they’ll even watch your kids while you go on one of those weird sex vacations.

would be kinda funny to give that guy all his apes back now

Official petition to rename sausages to Grilldos

We’ve heard concerns regarding our “Blood for the Blood God” machine which accepts human blood as its only currency. You are always welcome to simply play another game and let someone else be Kali’s favorite.

Somewhere out there, someone you lost contact with typed a huge “how are you” text with a lot of heartfelt and important questions while sitting in the toilet.

@alexnavarro.bsky.social a tale in three posts…

when you're driving a car, use the power of empathy to do it in a way that would make cyclists feel safe around you (drive to the nearest open field, get out and light the car on fire)

Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving

Coworker: do you want to be a part of the office secret Santa this year? Me:

horseshit i worked my fair share of retail gigs and this song still fucks

Whoever has to write the copy for the ground level partitions for condo builds either believe the inane bullshit they post or they’re just as embarrassed as I get when reading them. “LIFE IN FULL COLOUR” “Experience modern life here” Meanwhile the building across the street collapsed from neglect

when that first sonic movie trailer dropped never in my wildest dreams did i believe that in the year of our lord 2024 we'd get a live action shadow the hedgehog movie that directly adapts his backstory from sonic adventure 2 and gets an 88% on rotten tomatoes

one weird trick: if you start treating yourself with more kindness, you treat other people with more kindness