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Reporting LIVE from our future 51st state, it's the RBC Canadian Open! Fingers crossed they don't detain me at the border for being a CONSERVATIVE just like MY FATHER was detained in Vietnam or wherever that I steal his valor from to make a name for myself
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Try and guess which answer belongs to my kid.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

It's probably the 3rd worst state to drive through, and I unfortunately have to do the entire damn thing going N-S if I want to visit back home in Michigan. Nothing will ever be worse than South Dakota though.

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If anyone would like to be the head baseball coach at the college I work out, we have an opening. The team has been BRUTAL the last handful of years so you probably couldn't do any worse than the previous guy.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Just played a perfect game in Retro Bowl. We had seven plays on offense the entire game. All passes. All of them for touchdowns. May as well just head home from work because nothing is topping this high.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Here Come the Mummies. Not even joking.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

We used to do this on NASCAR Heat 5 online lobbies. But our entire group would use the Bubba Wallace 'Black Lives Matter' car and then join a random race just to watch people get upset.

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Any baseball pants that aren't white, grey, or in VERY rare exceptions, powder blue, should be illegal under the CBA.

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Watching YouTube golf, and there's a certain group that even after being YouTube golfers for the better part of 3+ years still absolutely stinks at golf. Do they not get better on purpose to keep their Every Man schtick or? If I made that much money and my "job" was YouTube golf, I'd get so good.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The only shot I regret taking is any time I have to layup on a Par 5

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Adrian Peterson's kids starting sweating when they heard he was coming home with a second switch.

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November every four years:

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Uhhhhh...

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Those tacos on Capital Hill looked terrible. I would have eaten six of them.

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Going unbelievably strong on a Wednesday. Real ones know.

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Currently researching portable AC units to try and keep the garage tolerable this summer for some summer garage golf.

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Classic liberal Florida, out to cancel Santa!

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USS Todd Chrisley

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Facebook suggested a "PopUp Camping" page to me and hell yeah. I'm all in on this idea and page.

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