humanzero.bsky.social
Just your average human beanbag with a camera
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Aw thanks for that!
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Must’ve worked!
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“Party over country” I heard the other day, holds up here.
Side note: notice she is capable of saying no to another question, but not the one directed at her 🤷♀️
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“Be calm, tortured friend” whispered Morrissey, as the gorilla’s eyes rolled white sinking its teeth into his face, in a moment that he, seconds before descending into the shadow realm, thought maybe his claims were, in fact, too stretched.
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Congealed spaghetti? What is this a mental ward menu?
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Sausage supper! Memories of sitting in a steamy car on a weekend tucking into a thick chip and sauce
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Good on you lass. What a shitshow some people have too much time on their hands if they’re not navel gazing they’re making it harder for everyone else.
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Careful, you might attract people who agree with you
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Thanks dude!
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I LOVE these two. Check out the one where the son starts wearing dad clothes and his dad stands there like an old master nodding with a light under his face it’s 👌
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All quiet on the western front
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Vomit me an ocean, she whispered softly
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“Wait til BlueSky gets a load of this!” he thought.
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I had this with Silo!
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Hey Edgar. Thought I’d watch a nice surprising movie on YouTube. It was “The Strange Thing About The Johnsons“. Ari Aster. Couldn’t be a worse start to my week.
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Take my fucking like
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Great name to shout in a field
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I love the bit with Walter at the end “so you were always like this?” And then the fade transition which is *chefs kiss*
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This is a dope album idea each song is a page??
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Check out his German sauna story
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Ha! My favourite inadvertent joke is where he asks Adam Egret to recount a story about being on a plane, wait lemme find it.. Norm’s reaction is everything
youtu.be/Xm0zv9E-oPI?...
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You must be one of them gays! Best delivery 🤣 Sometimes when I’m coding I stick on the compilations of him on Letterman “Norm MAC Donald” - love it, he’s like a great friend you’d wanna hear from in a bar. I think I watched them all when he died, I didn’t know he was sick
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The blood and bone in the streets of New York is my fav, or the way he tells a story like he’s grinning hiding more to the joke. “The comedians comedian”
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Dude he’s my favourite comedian!
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How’s about next time you save us a piece?
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Well that’s a brand new sentence
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I like to say in the day of the flight “think I feel like going to ..” as if it’s sPoNtAneOuS
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Breaking news: man wears jeans, older group of men shake fists, man leaves
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“And why am I leaning over the Costco counter with my head in the chicken oven?”
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If Frodo is Santa and Mt. Doom is the chimney - yes