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iamdwalt.bsky.social
Writer. Sports fan. Trivia buff. Founder of the Church of the Eternal Shortcut. Social media manager for @baypointsc.bsky.social. Undertaking a mission to eventually visit every cinema in Melbourne. https://dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com
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movie you’ve watched more than 6 times using gifs (no sw, st, or lotr)

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In which Americans can't do fractions, the devil is the villain, and we present the award for Best Use of the Word ‘Fuck’ in a TV Episode Title. dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com/2025/06/19/d...

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Welcome to my military parade.

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I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I have just started taking antidepressants for the first time in my life, and I feel like the god of an extremely small universe.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Mainly the big green one. (h/t to Gordon Strachan)

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Gin-Manuel Miranda here ain’t the sharpest tool in the parliament shed. After Dutton was told one of his major problems was he spent too much time on friendly media not being challenged, Jane goes on a friendly media outlet and spouts nonsense unchallenged.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The most recent person of note who believed what they print in this rag was made unemployed on May 3rd.

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

The straight up lies - Melbourne's "sparsely populated outer suburbs" - that get published to fuel insane far right attacks on Victoria.

submitted 36 days ago • 8 comments

What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

the morons pouring their fortunes into shonky machine learning nonsense want you to think you need it, or that there's no way to use tech without it. Gibberish, the inverse is true - they can't live without it, they've tied their success to it. You can make them fail by not using it.

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

Pennies dropping years after the event

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

Oh man, fuck this.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

When saying goodbye to a group of women, I have been known to bust out the occasional “Enjoy your death trap, ladies.”

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Waiting for the beat to drop (I’ve just taken my heart medication.)

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If a vampire complains about your blood, tell him to just suck it up.

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Take care of your teeth.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Give Mum a real treat this Mother’s Day with something from Sweet Treats. Buy the finest brands of local and imported chocolates, as well as Sweet Treats’ own brand of heavily discounted Mother’s Day chocolate eggs and bunnies!

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Jamie Madrox’s “The Three Body Problem”

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Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. Pope Burger Rings V

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Happy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate

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I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer

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