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@iamelliot from other places. Founder @actionrocket.co & ex-Taxi for Email. Dj, photography, designer, marketing. #emailgeeks.
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new gender neutral greeting just dropped

submitted 25 days ago • 143 comments

white smoke means the pope is leaking oil, black smoke means their turbocharger has blown

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Star Wars boxing day

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

an actual human adult on the train playing music out of their phone #cameronsbritain

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

do you eat vienetta on a plate or a bowl?

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

AI that deals with cold call tech sales calls so you don’t have to. Would pay money.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

remember when social was like “Gemma Collins has said meme in a funny way lol” and now it’s all like “the worst people ever have found an even lower low than the shit thing they did yeaterday”

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Whatever the LGBT+ community were doing to keep the planes in the air, maybe just leave them to it

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Cooking shows replacing Saturday morning kids TV.

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments

Lack Toast & Tolerant (attorney’s office)

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Hey how do you tell if blue cheese has gone mouldy?

submitted 120 days ago • 2 comments

if ChatGPT is down but you replaced your journalists with AI, does the clickbait make a sound?

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Come back here “The Party Album, greatest hits of the Vengaboys”

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

there’s enough time after the first salute to think “oh shit, that looked a bit like a nazi salute, better not do another one” for it to be 100% intentional

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

we should repurpose the idea of “blue monday” as a day we remind ourselves that “according to science” and various other tedious phrases mean shit all. happy Citation Needed Monday y’all

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

The tiktok ban impacted me almost as much as that wetherspoons boycott, back in the olden times

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

I know people often say Elon is one of the worst people on earth, but he’s also one of the worst people in space.

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without being be an absolute nob head about it?

submitted 137 days ago • 8 comments

❄️ morning ride

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

the thing that’s so frustrating about *gestures at geopolitical landscape* is it’s all just so tediously stupid

submitted 140 days ago • 1 comment

I see the worst people to ever exist are fighting again

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

my new year’s resolution is 480x640. Keeping it pixelly in 2025

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

he was a man of many, many, flight delay minutes

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

one NYE they should put the London Eye on really really fast

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

imagine being both the worlds richest and insecurest man. what a world

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

For the first time in aaages (2008?) there are two Eastenderses this Christmas, one of which is at 10:30pm which means it’s all gonna kick off and someone will be told in no uncertain terms to get out of the pub. Here is your essential catch up —

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas! 🎄

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

tis the season for staring at your phone in various other people’s houses for a bit. or having people over to stare at their phones in your house. however you’re spending christmas, I hope they let you stare at your chosen apps in peace

submitted 155 days ago • 2 comments