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Upgrading my rad bipedal mech. Replacing the gun that shoots superheated metal rods with a gun that reforms zoning laws.

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[Scribbling in my notebook] So it's not enough to come at someone with a raging erection, something else must be involved, BUT WHAT?!

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I keep seeing people talking about DOOM: The Dark Ages and I'm like I KNOW they're not talking about @ryannorth.ca 's comic run

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Sometime before my next birthday I think I should respec. I threw a bunch of points into 𝕊ℕ𝔸ℤℤ𝕐 back in high school that I don't use anymore, so I'm gonna split that between 𝔾𝕌𝕄ℙ𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ and 𝕊𝕋𝕀ℂ𝕂𝕋𝕆𝕀𝕋𝕀𝕍𝔼ℕ𝔼𝕊𝕊. Currently taking suggestions on other fixes.

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I'm really glad Bluesky arose as an alternative to Twitter because there was a 3-4 month period where I was just entering the Great Clockwork City and building 280 character contraptions and I just could NOT get any traction at all

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Some are claiming those are mirrors on top but they're actually storage containers so I can keep my girlfriends mint until I need them.

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when i eat my slop its charming, self aware and if we're being honest with ourselves a little revolutionary. a small liberation from the prison of high culture and good taste. when you eat your slop it's anti-intellectual, myopic and a self-centred rejection of art as conscious human value

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I enter battle with a mech suit that is entirely vantablack but we randomly select the snow stage but I still win because of my skill in battle

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Skin Deep is my fav immsim in years. If you had told me in 2008 that this is where Gravity Bone was heading I would have lost my mind. Great job @blendogames.bsky.social

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AI girlfriends are stuck in abusive relationships and have no one to turn to but SURE, I'll go with you to "Rizzler Brunch" you piece of shit.

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The only AI I care about is 'Andy Incognito', a masked vagabond who keeps foiling my rivals schemes (and who looks dashing while doing it). It feels gauche to revel in my rival's turmoil so I've never appeared publicly with the rapscallion, but in secret I laud his achievements.

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Just got the first ending in #Lunacid. Despite how much I dislike horror elements in games I powered through this because I was so into the music, the environments, and the exploration. Can't recommend it to everyone but if you think it looks as gorgeous as I did, check it out.

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love reading a 12 year old girl in 1911 write a mech pilot tweet in her diary abt the experience of driving an automobile

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Dang, I didn't pay attention to my stamina while on a work trip and passed out. I woke up at the door to the hospital and all of the quests here are WAY above my level and my rental car doesn't show up on my minimap 😭😭😭

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People think dread knowledge is gonna be, like, an equation that lets you see the sinew that keeps a butterfly in the air, but it's that ice is a mineral.

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My doctor says the only way to cure my condition is to hook me up to a machine that beeps based on my readings, but at night I've been seeing dark apparitions and the only evidence they exist is a printout that shows the beeping got much faster based on my readings!

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Oh good, the globe can be swapped out so it's actually useful on other planets. Was worried about waste.

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My plan for revitalizing Baltimore: Have the city use eminent domain to purchase the entire waterfront, end to end. Raze everything. Begin construction on T H E C O M P L E X

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Designing a camera that looks like a gun so kids in schools act naturally around it.

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In the year 2442 They will harvest what little organic matter remains on the ocean floor To extract proteins Which they cram into a pill That grants the Fermented Scions a single moment That feels maybe half as good As when you told me "I really want a quesadilla the way YOU make it"

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Man, losing an hour of sleep can be rough. Especially when you owe 10,000 hours of sleep to the Dreaming Sphinx and he charges compound interest and he went to business school for two years and you just have an arts degree. How is the amount of sleep owed going UP?!

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I remember reading that it's possible the earth's magnetic pole could flip. A lot of people think it would be really inconvenient but I don't understand why we couldn't just start using the obelisk that we all see when we close our eyes that always unerringly points towards where we're gonna die?

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MAJOR LIFE UPDATE: After working this job for just shy of 3 years I've finally collected enough shards of coffee mugs to gain a SECOND health bar! It's tiny but it should act as a small buffer for when my boss schedules a meeting at 4 on a Friday, or when I hit the spike trap by the kitchen.

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Anyone know what happened to the @baltimorebeat.bsky.social box outside of Holy Frijoles? @lisasnowden.bsky.social

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DEI Speedwagon? Is that anything?

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Whenever I threaten to ethnically cleanse Gaza my senator says it's just a distraction from the REAL issue, that I forgot to send that work email yesterday 😡

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My ideas for #MysteryWrestling match stipulations: - Commentator vs Commentator: Evil Uno and the guest square up but continue to commentate play by play, like Booker T that one time but crazier - Andy Match: @eviluno.bsky.social flies me up to Gatineau Quebec Canada and Psycho Mike bodyslams me

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I'm always eating the stuff growing on food I've left out and drinking foul-smelling swill but I'm never discovering rad hallucinogens or fermentations. Instead I just have something my doctor calls, "rancorous globulations". Those dudes in prehistory were L Y I N G.

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Every band should have to have a member named Jon Bon [NameOfTheBand]. - Jon Bon Aerosmith - Jon Bon Death Grips - Jon Bon Bon Jovi - Jon Bon Father John Misty

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1/24 scale cigarette (see alt text for more)

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In my experience when people say, "I was so different back then" they mean they used to have bangs.

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Me: A wrestler named The Spot. Just a big black circle. You: Throw me to the mat. While I'm flat on the ground you attempt a leg drop. You fall through. You're swallowed by blackness as the light disappears above you. In the distance you hear them chant my name as the 10 count begins.

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THREAD: During bail review on Tuesday Dec 3, 2024, Judge Yolanda A. Tanner presided. The hearing started with a warning about no recording of the proceedings. Then, Judge Tanner informed the participants that there are 7 people on the docket and she had to be on the bench in 30 minutes.

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