iamjoseph.bsky.social
I'm the worst combo of people skills and people person in that I'd love to be your friend but I'm just so bad at making them
My profile pick is my sister's chihuahua Mochi
My banner is my dog Milo
He/Him
Still a coward
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Nobody loves you, ice. You’re a fake agency created under false pretenses
Your members are the scum of the earth and everyone thinks you belong in prison
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Dammit. Once again my natural gift for necromancy is my downfall
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Okay. Go
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After Order 66 just a whole neighborhood on some suburb planet where every house has a dad that looks exactly the same
So awkward to be the one clone not invented to the neighborhood cookout
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Finally a yogurt that's DRM free!
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I coughed while eating the other day and now i forget how to swallow food if I don't eat fast because I overthink it
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Woo! Glad you're alive!
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I liked Bukaru the Mole because he had big claws and was hard to fetishize
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I've been sharing my pizza with friends just for the company. Turns out I've been totally lowballing myself!
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I know. It's gross
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Classic!
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It's a great effect and always welcome although personally I like seeing people get hit with cars during combat. Nothing livens up a fist fight like a truck to the sternum
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That's a good cat
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Oh this is good stuff
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Was the plan to make the puppet watch or make the man watch?
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I'm so sorry
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I don't get this rule. I'd prefer any noise happen before I'm trying to sleep at night
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I'd be bi if I could! It just doesn't seem to work. I'm sorry!
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Then she should fuck a car battery
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The last decade has done wonders for my impostor syndrome
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I forgot mine this morning. Thank you for the reminder