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I promise not to say cunt on here, as much as I did on Twitter
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Try taking B complex capsules, and not being shocked when your piss turns dayglo yellowš®
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As a kid I always knew if I was first in the loo after my dad had a poo.
Heās been dead four years now, but Iāve realised that if I go back in my own toilet a while after a poo, it smells exactly like heās been in before me. Itās gross, but quite comforting to have that memory ātriggerā
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Iāll admit, itās a challenging wank, butā¦š
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āNo betterā? Of the 1200 killed on 7th October, just 36 (3%) were children
Since that day 33% of all Palestinian deaths are children.
Theyāre more than ten times worse than Hamas
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Trump does what Netanyahu tells him to doā¦ if his(!) Gaza plan comes to be, then thatās going to make many US businesses into terror targets. It really is a world-changing security moment, and I fear heās not going to back down.
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Wait till you find crushed peanuts in chilli oilš®š
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I cannot imagine the man who wants to rebuild the Soviet Union would have enlisted two pretty ladies born in the Soviet Union to honeytrap a US businessman as easy to ānudgeā politically, as Donald J Trumpš
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āOne small step 4G manā
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Zelenskyy should ignore the Russian threat, and use his finest troops to assassinate muskā¦
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Thereās only a small ring of painless vaporisation around a blast, but a far bigger ring where flesh will be ripped off extremities by the blast, and you will die painfully from blood loss. Bigger still the ring where youāll be trapped under burning rubble, hoping you bleed out before you burn!
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Really? Ask yourself when the thousand pagers and phones used in the Lebanon attacks found their way into Lebanon, bearing in mind that prior to 7/10, Hezbollah were not at war with Israel. Mossad infiltrates every government; even Reagan highlighted it in the ā80s
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Try reading this, and using the present US Government appointments under Trump; it makes Threads look like Some mothers do āave āem.
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Trust me, youāll be watching it forever, until your memories are burned out by a nuclear bomb for real
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Your biggest security threat is definitely that MOSSAD infiltrates the software supply line and adds viruses into the operating code. Theyāve been blowing up people with phones for decades; 1972 Munich Hijack plotters for instance.
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āThought you might be able to extract the audio for the āprice of eggsā feature?
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Loved the episode today, and our chickens decided theyād like to contributeā¦
So hereās a quick covert recording of Maria laying an egg this morningš
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Oh they definitely knew when they actually started looking closelyā¦ but itās that brief moment between āseeingā and ālookingā that caught them out, just for a few seconds.
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I worked for Waitrose for 25 yearsā¦
messiest breakage ever; ācase of 6x2kg jars of clear honey
Smelliest (good) ācase of Zoflora concentrated disinfectant. The whole shop smelled of flowers for weeks!
Vomit inducing worst; case of grated Italian Parmesan cheese dropped in an unvented stairwellš¤¢
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āFriend of mine did it with ketchupā¦ mum got covered, got up to get some cloths, slipped, fell, & had a suspected broken hip, so the ambulance was calledā¦ paramedics arrived to see a big arc of red splatters across the wall and floor, and a lady splattered in big red stains, laying on the floor.
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Itās a slippery slope downhill from there, my friend
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Into his nappyā¦
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Listening to it now on Audible!
Is there an accompanying reading/viewing list somewhere?
Iām 60, work outdoors, and Iām struggling to remember the recommendations for long enough to jot them down
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Hey @bsky.app can we have a crying laughter emoji please?
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Iām migrating from the Twitter cess-pit, and starting to enjoy finding and seeing posts from old faces!
Like many others, this is how I found you originallyā¦š
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Are you Donald Trump?