illuminalt.bsky.social
I enjoy art, strange little creatures and never contributing anything substantial to the world
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No idea what I did to piss you off but I'm gonna go with being stupid, that sounds more fun :3
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I looked up an American chicken sandwich, and that's literally just a burger, that is not even slightly a sandwich
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It's sealed when you get caught doing something that looks extremely stupid out of context, this is a canon event that happens to everyone
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Any comic with Plum in it is guaranteed to be a good one
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The only DnD content creator I know is CritCrab, I'm not really in the DnD space
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I would kill for Joe
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Can confirm, I met him at the hypothetical store
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She suffered from a deep hunger, not of the body but of the soul
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I have no idea what this type of character design is called but I adore it
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I'm gonna have to disagree.
It's a pretty bad day for a walk.
Everything else is true and based tho
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But even hating things that deserve hate can be bad if you spend so much time hating that you forget to do stuff you genuinely enjoy and just become miserable
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So wait, is the one in the mask a genderswapped Jason, or Pamela Voorhees?
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You'd think the Splatoon world would have safer methods of bottom surgery considering the amount of cis Splatoon fans probably isn't even in the double digits
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Wow, you must really hate those ducks if you wanna burn their legacy to the ground
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I read bagging and immediately heard Shortcat saying "thanks nintendo"
Now I'm imagining a Shortcat video where he explains a niche trick you can do in Mario Kart using Daisy's honkers
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Yeah, the chapter 4 secret boss took me a while. Although, for some weird reason I have this pattern of struggling immensely with a secret boss the first time I fight 'em then beating them first try in future runs. So maybe It'll be the same for Chapter 3 and 4.
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Maybe he's playing a Pokémon randomiser
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I love the Lopunny's face, just a silly little creature
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So since the smut isn't canon, does Sera canonically have no genitalia or is her genitalia just not relevant to the canon comics?
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I want entire ao3 stories contained entirely within one post, we have the technology
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More dicks and people who are attached to those dicks and do things with the aforementioned dicks
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Another Schpicy comic with a twink protagonist, life is good
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Hard agree, Bsky should increase the character limit solely for the purposes of more eloquent erotica
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From what I've read about Rent-A-Girlfriend, it sounds like the Big Mouth of manga
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That's honestly one of the reasons I never use the Discover tab. I'd prefer to look at posts made by people I like that have 12 likes and 2 comments than have to wade through a constant stream of American politics
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I got a few of those after I fell off my scooter and landed face-first
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Yes.
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Mike. All of them.
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Just bro behaviour
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I am deeply concerned for the health and safety of that carriage driver
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Your eyes are absolute cinema, so peak no cap ong fr fr
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I feel like there should be restrictions on specific Pokémon rather than types. Panpour isn't a Normal type but I heavily doubt it's going to obliterate your house
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The people yearn for toxic yuri
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The balls are as big as the boobs, a perfect state of equilibrium
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On one hand, it would make your work more popular and you'd get some neat fan projects. On the other hand, you will have to watch Gloose oiled up and twerking next to Freddy Fazbear
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This just keeps getting better and better
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There's a few nutjobs but the majority of people are taking it pretty well
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Profoundly unintelligent creature, simply sublime
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Nah I get it, there's this youtuber that I like to watch but I have to mute him whenever he starts yelling
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No rush, if you make artwork while sick the illness pollutes your artwork and gives anyone who views it brainworms, it's true I read it on buzzfeed
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Haaaii :3333
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Five minutes in my liver combusted and I'm typing this from hell, they don't have Silksong down here either
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I get being upset, but no one should get threatened for having a relatively harmless interest, and I would feel bad for people who just wanted to discuss a new console and got treated like scumbags because of it.
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I get being mad at someone for doing something kind of tone deaf because they're excited about something they got, but sending death threats and slurs to people for being able to afford expensive stuff is very concerning behaviour
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If Silksong's release date is revealed tomorrow I will personally make Hornet pornography for the first time in my life
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The axe slungs both ways
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Bowser's a friend of the gays he gets a pass
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LET'S GOOOOOO
THE GOAT IS BACK
EVERYTHING IS PERFECT FOREVER
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I typically go for poles
And testicoles
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I remember getting one of those crappy knockoff consoles for Christmas once. I played so much god damn Sonic Spinball on that GBA