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if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.

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"Revolt"? It's called fucking capitalism. Target did shit that pissed people off and those people spoke with their dollars. That's capitalism.

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This is all too common. "I have a degree in cryptographic rocket thermo-neuroengineering, one of the most complex fields of study; therefore as any other topic in the world is of lower complexity, I am already a master of it"

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Me whenever a YouTube video is sponsored by Ground News.

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What does the seagull mean? There's got to be some Catholic meaning.

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Oh good, now well have fucking vibes-based healthcare. "I feel like this chicken is really friendly, so maybe I'll eat it rare."

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Why is this the timeline we're living in?

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I hope I win the Papal Bracket challenge this year.

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When does the Pope regenerate and select his outfit?

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It's a good thing we have great diplomats within this administration. Looks at list of diplomats Fuck.

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What better place to stand? It makes it easier to stab him in the back.

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I want a reporter to ask the idiot point blank, "Can you tell us what goods we're currently importing from Heard Island and McDonald Islands and why they're targeted? Also, how much of a return can we expect from this particular tariff?" Don't add any further context.

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every Republican TV hit today

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In his 1957 filibuster, Strom Thurmond said "Negroes ... are not so well qualified to vote as are the white people.” A Black senator just broke the record Thurmond set with that speech. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/cory-bo...

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SUCK IT, STROM THURMOND!

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I'm impressed that @booker.senate.gov's voice is holding up so well. I did four hours of podcasting in an evening and my voice was shot.

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While this is technically not a filibuster (there is no legislation being stalled) talking for nearly a full day and counting is an impressive feat. I can talk. I can talk for hours, but when you have to keep talking, only yielding for questions. Go Sen. Booker.

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"Dear God, Please allow these bombs to strike the correct people and obliterate their bodies beyond all recognition so that nobody will be able to tell that they were women and children. Thanks. Also, I wish people would like me." --JD Vance, probably

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Teslas are weapons of mass destruction.

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"It's one banana, Michael, how much could it cost?"

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Mr. Beast is fucking garbage.

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I have @amyshirateitel.bsky.social to thank for me now knowing a new term that just might come in handy.

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So it’s over then, works for me

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“America is deeply unprofitable” it’s a country not a B2B startup you fucking dweeb

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Fuck this guy. Show up to your local school board meeting and call these freaks out to their face. What fucking losers goddamn. Pathetic even to imagine someone spending their only life being such a piece of garbage.

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Americans have abandoned the ideas of civic duty and virtue. They live on a media diet extolling the rewards of MLMs, LLC scams, gambling, and Mr. Beast. The social contract is dead and we killed it. They will not care unless someone tells them it makes them more righteous than another.

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The Democrats better put some progressive candidates on the tickets all across the country next year. None of this mushy, lukewarm "not a Republican" bullshit. We need people who are going to speak up and be loud in Congress.

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WTF?

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I feel like I can schedule a post on any day at 3:47am just asking WTF? and it would make perfect sense in this current climate.

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From “climate change isn’t real” to “climate change is real and good, actually.” We’re on an incredibly dark trajectory.

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I have every tax return I ever filed. If this asshole wants to end Social Security and Medicare, I will calculate every fucking cent I paid in and bill the government for it so that I can put it in my retirement (which will proabably be in a pickle jar buried in my backyard the way shit is going.

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Tuberculosis, the deadliest infectious disease on the planet, kills more than 1.25M people a year. New infections are expected to surge by 30% as a result of closing USAID, a memo says. The increase will inevitably lead to cases in the U.S.

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Live look in at the stock market...

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Imagine going to a steakhouse tonight with your heart set on a 12oz NY Strip. The waiter takes your order, but comes back a few minutes later to inform you, "I'm sorry, but the chef is Catholic and it's against his beliefs to eat meat today, so he won't be serving it either."

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