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I've never seen someone who shaved or trimmed their body hair and thought it looked good. I love a fuzzy guy.

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Her little snores 😴

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Sitting down to pee is really nice and I just want men to know that it's okay to sit down.

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I think freckles are so cute. They're like little targets for where I should give you a little kiss. 😚

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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈

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I've heard that the live action Lilo and Stitch doesn't have the scene where Lilo beats the shit out of that lil redhead bitch. Im not going to watch it anyway, but honestly what is the fucking point if you are going to cut that scene?

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Isn't Orville Peck in Cabaret the equivalent of Beyonce in the remake of The Lion King? Like yeah they're both amazing but this show is toast. We don't need to see it again without dramatically reimagining it do we? Why is it so acceptable for Broadway to pull the Disney remake slop?

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I was watching an artist I love and they said something to the effect that they would love to just record themselves making art, but they can't maintain viewership unless they integrate product reviews into what they make...

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I have such a strong urge to go through all of my books and make a good old fashioned spreadsheet of the ones that I have already read or not. I tried to track my books on GoodReads, but I'm not a very big fan of the layout. If I had the patience I would keep a bullet journal of all of them but...

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

You bitches can have your stupid Labubus I'm buying another sword.

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Yesterday, I painted my nails and went to see Patti Lupone by myself and cried next to strangers in the opera house. 😁

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

My current video game rotation. There are honestly a lot more, but I get so little time to play games lately.

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For some reason Instagram thinks I really want to buy designer lipgloss and whisky both of which I have not bought in ten years or more.

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Logging into this app on a Friday morning makes me feel like a fairytale princess, but instead of singing my gay little song to squirrels and birds its to all of your penises. 🥰

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I really hope there comes a reckoning for Broadway as an insitution. I fucking love theater and I love the things that happen on Broadway but it is completely asinine that so much of this art and culture is being gatekept in a singular prohibitively expensive city.

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Sometimes she sneaks up behind me like she's gonna give me a little kiss then she burps in my ear. 😚

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This is how she looks at me all day when I work from home.

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I'm pretty far from being a nature faggot, but I hate American suburban lawns and the culture surrounding them so so much.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I guess I have no reason not to buy it now 😮‍💨

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This play fucked me up.

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I will never miss an opportunity to dress up in my gay little outfits.

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I feel like it's completely insane to pay $60 for a game that we've had for almost 20 years already just because it has updated graphics. I've already experienced the story for 1000 hours. It looks nice, but I'll buy if for $15 or $20 bucks later when it goes on sale if at all.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

This is my obligatory "why do we have an Oblivion remaster and not Elder Scrolls VI" skeet.

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She's mad cause I woke her up.

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Every day I log into this app.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Reskeet the spectacles, nerds 🤓

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else get annoyed with dance remixes that are like 5 minutes longer than the original song and mostly just beats? I feel like they're just lazy if they have a minute or more of a beat that doesn't develop at all.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

I moved last year to a new town here in DFW sometime before the presidential election and I was very diligent about updating my ID and voter registration and it was one of the most frustrating and idiotic processes.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

He purrs so loud.

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments