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I Hope Y’all Understand That DOGE Was Just A Front To Install Backdoor Software Into Our Government Systems And Steal For A Lifetime. Like, I Hope Y’all Understand It.

I'm genuinely disappointed when I don't get to say the mean things that live up there lol

It must be Try Me Day because motherfckrs want me to crash tf out today

Except Haribo. Hard ass gummy bears. That’s why the commercial talks about “the longer you chew, the fruitier it gets” ..you don’t have a choice 😭

Just a week? Give me 5-7 books, my airpods max, and a charger. Easy money.

Coco Rocha attends the #amfAR #Cannes2025 gala

Ciara attends the #amfAR #Cannes2025 gala

Imaan Hammam on the cover of Vogue France June/July 2025

Bc the first album is still in rotation and it was giving!

Dance

That alt txt just took me out for a smooth 3 minutes 🤣🤣🤣

It’s cruel and people tell me I’m cruel about this all the time But… If you’re PURPOSELY hurting people because of how you feel It actually doesn’t matter how badly you were hurt It’s not your right to transfer that pain

Y'all won’t learn until people are signing their names with an X again cuz they can't spell on paperwork they can’t read

Yes. I am aware of what it is (bad at its job) and what it does (plagiarism + resource wasting + poisoning Black people). Pretending we simply have to learn to live with it, is objectively the wrong stance.

The kids are a lil dumb these days

You voted away your child’s healthcare worried about where somebody goes to pee.

Denzel Delroy Samuel L. Don Laurence Cameo: Sterling

Also they still affect you if it affects someone in your family/you know. Cuz who they coming to when they need help????

Hey so… someone with an active measles infection went to the Shakira show at Metlife last week and now the NJ department of health issued a warning to everyone who went….. just a reminder to everybody who’s going there to see Beyoncé this week, plz be careful. ✌🏾😷

He just testified that it was a molotov cocktail that was thrown thru a cut they put thru the roof of his car. This was after they broke in and had been harassing him

When I hit someone with the Sha Boing Boing they're gone immediately and forever

Unfortunately, so many are lacking sense

They don’t know how to act. 95% of their brain is off

This! & I can’t say that most of em even empathize. The most they can do is sympathize.

If you’re a man with long eyelashes, I hope you stub your pinky toe today.

A federal judge on Thursday blocked President Donald Trump’s executive order to shut down the Education Department and ordered the agency to reinstate employees who were fired in mass layoffs. cnn.it/4k1Xgio

Last night, my niece, who has pierced ears but doesn’t like earrings, decided that she liked the earrings I wear in my second hole and took them off of me and put them on. Now I have to replace the earrings I’ve been wearing for four years straight.

most of the shit on here would be a slow Wednesday for prime twitter.

I don’t remember what time I fell asleep but I know 5 is too early for me to be awake again

Again, all of this was on the open book test and white people still chose it. I’m never going to allow that context to go unnoticed.

Surprise, surprise

I really don’t know the people on here unless I knew you on the other app.

The world was simpler when Xzibit was putting butterfly doors & Boeing 747 spoilers on Toyota Tercels.

I found the perfect Disney ears for my birthday!! They’re DENIM!!!!

This is horrific man

You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).

Y’all be too horny & that’s the real problem. Out here flirting with AskJeeves

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Nigga you going on an actual mission for MI6 you can't fool me

I’m gonna tone my arms just lifting my dog in and out of the car. She’s so heavy and will jump anywhere but in or out of the car.

I have been upstaged!!!

Throwing an lol at the end of a professional email to the director of financial operations is actually hilarious

Tall, black, fine, and can afford to live in this building? The universe won’t catch me slipping again.

A fine ass man got on the elevator in my building and I was looking like fresh hell because I was on auntie duty and didn’t bother taking my hair down or putting on real clothes😩😩😩

WHY DO ALL THE CUTE DENIM HANDBAGS HAVE SILVER HARDWARE?!? I HATE IT!!!!!