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imbria.bsky.social
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Milo is so eager to please that we’re in here chasing the same fly because I refuse to shut the patio door, and my beef is her beef. Never compare men to dogs again. It's an insult to my best girl.

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I was braiding waist-length hair on a tender-headed 6-year-old at 8 am. I deserve whatever the fck I want today. I’m just sitting down to enjoy my coffee.

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I'm mid-30s and childless by choice, but somehow, my niece has been in my home every day since Wednesday afternoon. I was awake at 7 today so that I could have a quiet hour to myself before I woke her up at 8, braided her hair, made breakfast, and got her dressed for a dentist appointment.

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Every now and then, I have an herbal refreshment and remember that my KitchenAid is not home decor. Today, I'm making espresso chocolate chip cookie dough to freeze for later when I have an herbal refreshment and get snackish.

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My instincts are only spot on when it comes to clothes

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The fashion critiques are always coming from people who wear things you couldn't bury me in. Shut up tacky!!

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Everyday I carry a purse large enough hold my card case, phone, a lippy, and sometimes my car key there’s an olive green suede hobo bag calling my name right now. I don't know how but I feel like a suede hobo bag in green, magenta, or brown would solve my problems. They keep catching my eye.

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So glad I was able to see my faves @kennedyryan.bsky.social & @tiawilliams.bsky.social at the Reparations Club event. Couldn't stay to get my books signed by Tia or another Kennedy hug cuz I had to get across the street to the FLO concert at the Palladium 😂.

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Anne Frank and George H. W. Bush

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Lilo & Stitch had me in that theatre sniffling and drying my tears with my movie sweater

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omg every millennial in this theater has double PTSD now 💀

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Use a Condom kids!

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I Hope Y’all Understand That DOGE Was Just A Front To Install Backdoor Software Into Our Government Systems And Steal For A Lifetime. Like, I Hope Y’all Understand It.

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I'm genuinely disappointed when I don't get to say the mean things that live up there lol

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It must be Try Me Day because motherfckrs want me to crash tf out today

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Except Haribo. Hard ass gummy bears. That’s why the commercial talks about “the longer you chew, the fruitier it gets” ..you don’t have a choice 😭

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Just a week? Give me 5-7 books, my airpods max, and a charger. Easy money.

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Coco Rocha attends the #amfAR #Cannes2025 gala

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Ciara attends the #amfAR #Cannes2025 gala

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Imaan Hammam on the cover of Vogue France June/July 2025

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Bc the first album is still in rotation and it was giving!

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Dance

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That alt txt just took me out for a smooth 3 minutes 🤣🤣🤣

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It’s cruel and people tell me I’m cruel about this all the time But… If you’re PURPOSELY hurting people because of how you feel It actually doesn’t matter how badly you were hurt It’s not your right to transfer that pain

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Y'all won’t learn until people are signing their names with an X again cuz they can't spell on paperwork they can’t read

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Yes. I am aware of what it is (bad at its job) and what it does (plagiarism + resource wasting + poisoning Black people). Pretending we simply have to learn to live with it, is objectively the wrong stance.

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The kids are a lil dumb these days

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You voted away your child’s healthcare worried about where somebody goes to pee.

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Denzel Delroy Samuel L. Don Laurence Cameo: Sterling

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Also they still affect you if it affects someone in your family/you know. Cuz who they coming to when they need help????

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Hey so… someone with an active measles infection went to the Shakira show at Metlife last week and now the NJ department of health issued a warning to everyone who went….. just a reminder to everybody who’s going there to see Beyoncé this week, plz be careful. ✌🏾😷

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He just testified that it was a molotov cocktail that was thrown thru a cut they put thru the roof of his car. This was after they broke in and had been harassing him

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When I hit someone with the Sha Boing Boing they're gone immediately and forever

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Unfortunately, so many are lacking sense

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They don’t know how to act. 95% of their brain is off

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This! & I can’t say that most of em even empathize. The most they can do is sympathize.

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If you’re a man with long eyelashes, I hope you stub your pinky toe today.

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A federal judge on Thursday blocked President Donald Trump’s executive order to shut down the Education Department and ordered the agency to reinstate employees who were fired in mass layoffs. cnn.it/4k1Xgio

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Last night, my niece, who has pierced ears but doesn’t like earrings, decided that she liked the earrings I wear in my second hole and took them off of me and put them on. Now I have to replace the earrings I’ve been wearing for four years straight.

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most of the shit on here would be a slow Wednesday for prime twitter.

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I don’t remember what time I fell asleep but I know 5 is too early for me to be awake again

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Again, all of this was on the open book test and white people still chose it. I’m never going to allow that context to go unnoticed.

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Surprise, surprise

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I really don’t know the people on here unless I knew you on the other app.

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The world was simpler when Xzibit was putting butterfly doors & Boeing 747 spoilers on Toyota Tercels.

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I found the perfect Disney ears for my birthday!! They’re DENIM!!!!

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This is horrific man

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