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Did you really need a watchdog to tell you that?
Like, tell me when something he does is actually legal.
I don't have all day.
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That's the fate of all social media.
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Not sure ignoring the problem has worked so well for the US so far...
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"Solemnly condemning" is the new "thoughts and prayers".
So interesting how facing the consequences of your actions - which are breaking the law on camera and in front of a live audience - became an "opt in" for some people.
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I mean... Did we need a judge to know that it was illegal while we already had Captain Obvious all along?
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Buddy, Idiocracy would be a significant improvement compared to the current situation.
We passed Idiocracy somewhere between the escalator descent and the first Republican debate in 2015.
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You wish. He's a fantastic person.
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It's like Voldemort:
Became less and less human-looking as he kept splitting his soul.
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B*tch shot a puppy and wrote a book about it.
She's as much of a delicate flower as the "late, great" Hannibal Lecter was.
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I mean... B*tch shot a puppy then wrote a book about it... There's no convincing to be done at that point.
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I feel like this should be a NRA's wet dream of fighting back against tyranny.
This is their second amendment moment.
Republicans, the NRA, and gun nuts all across the US should encourage protesters to use their right to bear arms against... Oh, wait, their own handpicked tyran... Nevermind.
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Pretty sure a deadline is not the only dead thing in his brain.
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"Hopelessly error-ridden" and "systemic inaccuracies" are probably the unfortunate names of Musk's next children.
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I mean, I had not even remotely entertained the idea that she had ever read anything she voted on...
First, I'm pretty sure her reading skills are on par with Trump's.
Then, she exclusively does what she's told, albeit in the loudest and stupidest way possible.
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Democrat gay transgender woman of color that is college educated and works at a Planned Parenthood clinic while not owning a gun and driving a Prius?
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Man, am I glad he self-described himself as the least racist person to have ever lived.
Can't imagine what he would have done if he was just a tad racist.
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On the one hand, arresting Lindsey Graham would definitely make the world instantly and significantly a better place... On the other hand, we could arrest both Steve Bannon and Lindsey Graham and take a giant step toward a proper utopia...
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Making American policy all at once incredibly simplistic and utterly unreliable.
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Came here to say this.
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Their mobile computer is actually the one who gave them the idea in the first place thanks to those big, beautiful social media companies. ...And we all know everything on the internet is true.
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This is out of Trump's playbook:
1. Invent an issue that speaks to your electorate. The more insane the better. Doesn't even need to be remotely anchored in reality.
2. Pass a pointless law that bans your fictional problem.
3. Claim victory over woke-communist billionaires.
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The vast majority of US politicians stand for absolutely nothing and will switch positions more often than a porn star.
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When I read something outrageous coming from a Republican, I always imagine what Fox "News" ' reaction would have been if it had been said by Obama.
Being a dick should have consequences.
Like the right for any citizen to bitch their representative if they can't display a shred of decency
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Instead of fighting in the comment section, can we just appreciate the fact that amidst this absolute tragedy, the group named "Run for Their Lives" had to actually RUN FOR THEIR LIVES ?!?
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ICE is really stepping up to full SS.
It's like they had been training for it their entire lives and just needed a chance to show us all their Third Reich reenactment.
They were just waiting for a new fuhrer...
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Now they are unhappy because Trump is going down the list of "thens" after "first they came for..." and it's getting closer to home.
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It's all the lead poisoning from the 70s
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Elected officials should be legally allowed to have only the worst healthcare plans provided to the people they represent.
Then watch how everyone suddenly gets fantastic healthcare.
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You're saying "dark age for NASA". Trump is saying "great day to buy space-X stocks".
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*except non-viable fetuses.
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Pretty sure America had been dumb for a while, bud.
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Just need to get AI to write these books and you're good to go
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Because the people who care already know, and the people who don't care... Don't care.
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"Support" translates to about the same level of real life impact as "thoughts and prayers"
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Pretty sure you must push back. I like you and your policy ideas, but I am not here to do your job.
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These boys are so proud they were masks
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We are getting into non-ironic "thoughts and prayers" territory
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Should we hope evil people doing evil stuff to be ok? Or should we hope they get what they deserve for the evil stuff they do?
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They need to put a catalytic converter on that puppy
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First sends JD Vance to kill the Pope, then declares himself the Pope. Foolproof.
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If he needs to resign as President to become Pope, I think the Catholics should take one for the team.
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Pretty sure the average person can make an educated guess as to what happened during that call and land in the right ballpark of corruption and quid-pro-quos. The relevant question is: What are you going to do about it?
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Time and place of his choosing: a local bar during Happy Hour
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"Things a toddler would do while playing 'pretend president'"
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Verbal diarrhea is still going strong despite the teeth.
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Quantum state tariffs: Leavitt agrees they exist, but don't you dare make a measurement.
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Pretty sure every senator showed which side they stand on already