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Daily bunny no.2986 has taken on some apprentices

Daily bunny no.2985 fed them for a day (yesterday)

"Bluesky is dead" Meanwhile on Bluesky:

the secret to blue sky is threads that go like this

... maybe Teams isn't so bad

Daily bunny no.2977 crossing the mountains

“why are u posting this ridiculous stuff instead of focusing on the real issues” sir i am a red panda in a darth suit

BRAIN: I'm slightly anxious BODY: let me give you SO MUCH stomach acid BRAIN: thanks but why? BODY: [shrugging] in case of emergency BRAIN: what kind of situation would possibly- BODY: MORE STOMACH ACID! COMING RIGHT UP!

Helping a guy at 9PM with a problem I'm pretty sure isn't my fault (I fixed it of course) because one time he sent a thank-you note to my boss. The levels of incapability you have at work are simply aura. This guy gets whatever he wants.

Would you guys watch this

Daily bunny no.2976 makes a daring escape

Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...

Every odyssey has a destination

Daily bunny no.2975 stops to taste the flowers

Daily bunny no.2974 is checking if the coast is clear

It should be a crime higher than treason for an app to mute your music or podcast if it’s not doing anything of equal importance.

Daily bunny no.2973 took the day off

So um I'm a night owl who starts work at 10:45AM, but I took my first dose of an increased dosage of a new ADHD medication. And I took it way too fucking late. This is not an endorsement I am not being productive. Anyway, congrats to the non-Americans who get to see me in the flesh, posting for them

Reminder your car might be left unlocked, and inside it can open your garage door, and the garage door is as light as possible, and your home door inside might be unlocked.

What a beautiful day! youtu.be/K2ZYPtmiOmE?...

Loretta Swit was a load-bearing vector of boomer horniness, real possibility a lot of them get all weird and religious now, we need to have a plan

shit u start smoking marginally less weed and the ol' subconscious is like ooo i see you have the capacity to dream again let's discuss your ex

#booksky

Daily bunny no.2971 has breached their containment

This is how I got in trouble last time

See, you think you're the secret third thing politically and that makes you hot shit. Little do you know, you've fallen in to a trap because you have a unique lack of context and information. I, however, am the secret fourth thing which is correct unlike you or the other two.

So, Aesop Rock is one of my favorite rappers. I've seen a lot of articles that focus on his vocabulary and blahblahblah. A lot of metrics that I see mostly white critics use to talk about how great Aesop Rock is kinda miss the point of what makes him such a great rapper.

Daily bunny no.2970 makes a perfect cup of tea

It's weird to think how in all of human history there have only been two good generations

Daily bunny no.2969 can't hear you

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

Daily bunny no.2968 forgot the secret password

Good boy + good t shirt. Unbeatable combo tbh.