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Unlike half you horrible lot.

submitted 281 days ago • 9 comments

They’re both sooooooo mad that they’re bald

submitted 280 days ago • 0 comments

cheesy gordita cringe

submitted 280 days ago • 1 comment

It’s cool that these people are so simple-minded that they’ve arrived back at “all non-Christian deities are real and they’re demons” like fucking conquistadors

submitted 281 days ago • 7 comments

Akin to my prior tweet, prosecutors who move to withhold evidence in ways that send innocent people to jail should be disbarred. www.nytimes.com/2024/08/09/n...

submitted 282 days ago • 23 comments

Patreon already takes ~10% from all of the money you make through them, this 30% free for iOS App Store subscriptions is going to make that completely unsustainable. Who can even afford to pay 30% more for something right now???

submitted 281 days ago • 12 comments

The Acolyte would've been better if they had Manny Jacinto deliver this line again ngl

submitted 281 days ago • 2 comments

Playing Jenga and I have to admit I really don’t know the rules of Jenga

submitted 281 days ago • 1 comment

When they bring back The Individual

submitted 281 days ago • 1 comment

I suggest you fuck off, Stacy

submitted 281 days ago • 0 comments

Right Wing Fred

submitted 281 days ago • 0 comments

My Morning Diaper

submitted 281 days ago • 0 comments

Boyz II Fuck Boyz

submitted 281 days ago • 0 comments

Mannsplain Steamroller

submitted 281 days ago • 4 comments

What the actual fuck.

submitted 281 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 282 days ago • 15 comments

say “username” one more time!

submitted 282 days ago • 2 comments

Joe Biden is a lame duck and will never run for political office again. In this sense he is more free now than at any time in his career to do what he feels is right without weighing those actions against potential consequences This is what he wants to do. He likes it when this happens

submitted 282 days ago • 4 comments

It's almost like anti-LGBTQ laws protect *actual* sex offenders, and the actual sex offenders in power know this, and try to paint everyone but themselves as sex offenders instead

submitted 282 days ago • 0 comments

BMI seems like something a phrenologist created on commission in the 19th century to reduce masturbation in tenant cannery workers, yet here it is in 2024.

submitted 282 days ago • 5 comments

DO NOT show up to my place unannounced, I will literally stare at you from the window until nightfall, I don't give a shit

submitted 282 days ago • 7 comments

For a much better world!!!

submitted 282 days ago • 1 comment

Beating the weird allegations by getting mad at a woman less than half your age on the internet

submitted 282 days ago • 0 comments

how much time are we giving them to train? Pick any of these athletes who literally does not know the rules of tennis and I could whoop ‘em right now. But if they’re allowed to train for a few months and, like, learn how to hold a racket? Yeah I’m getting double bageled by the greco-roman wrestlers

submitted 282 days ago • 1 comment

me every day: "this story looks interesting" *clicks link* *click "dismiss" on window asking to sign up for notifications *click "no thanks" on email for subscription window *clicks X to remove ad on top of text *repeat one or all of the above three times *closes window without ever reading story

submitted 282 days ago • 29 comments

You don’t even notice it, but once you realize it you understand how refreshing it is.

submitted 283 days ago • 4 comments

All children deserve food.

submitted 283 days ago • 0 comments

The break dancing was objectively bad.

submitted 283 days ago • 0 comments

I am no longer posting hot takes. I am only taking obvious positions on things.

submitted 283 days ago • 0 comments

“DON’T TINKER WITH TAYLOR!” SAY SOLDIERS, SPIES

submitted 283 days ago • 105 comments

This is great. However, @theonion.com article practically writes itself: “Following years of thousands of women publicizing their story of unbelievably agony, medical establishment concedes some women’s pain may be real.”

submitted 284 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 284 days ago • 13 comments

"fuck him up, socrates"

submitted 284 days ago • 1 comment

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and then they said that one’s a girl get her

submitted 285 days ago • 39 comments

a rare literal You Had One Job

submitted 284 days ago • 0 comments

Republicans after spending a week trying to come up with a response to an implied couch fucking joke

submitted 286 days ago • 0 comments