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Ughhhh 😖 If it helps, ibuprofen works symbiotically with acetaminophen (Tylenol); and caffeine works symbiotically with both, and they all boost each other up. Headaches need to go fake a flying leap.
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I mean, Fantastic Beasts was cancelled on a cliffhanger despite a huge cast. Because JKR has made the brand toxic. This is a money-grab to control the medium because she can’t control the original actors - all of who denounced her anti-trans stance.
So… any bets on how long this will last? 👀
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Classic.
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Will always upvote this sequel name. Personally feel there should be a law requiring all sequels to be so named. It improves the lives of everyone.
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this is just… 🤯
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The ELI5 way my brain works is: ‘was’ is reality. ‘Were’ is a wish.
‘“If only you were a horse,” he mused.’
‘The problem was, she WAS a horse.’
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It feels like it’s unnecessary. Designed only for misery. The foam roller is a psyop.
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Dooooo eeeeeet!
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I absolutely love this kind of text effect 🤩
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I only just noticed that 🙄 it pasted absolutely fine. I really wish they’d fix this. tl;dr: Tesla asplode 🚘💥
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Wow this conversation blew up! Almost like…
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I just want to go back in time to find the person who was like “oh, hey, we can replace literally everything with JavaScript! 🤩” and lock them in a closet for a few hours or years.
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I *hhhhhhate* cringe comedy. Absolutely loathe it. The second-hand embarrassment is like chewing on tinfoil 😖
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My current website could technically leave school and start collecting benefits.
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‘Hard stop’ is undeniable. It is irrefutable. Because hard.
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100% this. I’ve used it in exactly this way, to help me work something out. But even then, it usually just triggers something in my brain and I’m like “uh, hold on - doesn’t THIS way make more sense?” - followed up by the blissful idiot-robot response “yes, of course!”, like it knew all along 🫠
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This perspective really messed with my brain, and for a second I thought you had a giant, 4-foot wide camera on your kitchen worktop
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His arms are folded to stop from accidentally seig heiling
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I desperately wish that Meta’s entire business platform wasn’t predicated on absolute lies about ‘engagement’ while they knowingly & willingly sink entire businesses who bought said lies ☹️
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It better be demons
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this is the way 😶🌫️
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I read this with the roles reversed and assumed you were getting schooled by Banjo.
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Please let me know how you get on with all the things because I feel like my upper back and shoulders and neck and head all hate me and I think it is definitely the computer and nothing to do with me personally for I am blameless and perfect
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Someone erased my tiny little Trogdor… so I erased the entire blackboard and drew a bigger one 🐉 (artist for scale)
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MASTER GAVE DOBBY A SOCK
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Oh I had that little treat just before Christmas - in almost the exact same place 🫠