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infernorfu.bsky.social
A series of poor decisions stacked in a trench coat.
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We're in a bit of recession, do you really need 3 consecutive days, are you sure you can't get by with just 1?
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Gonna start selling self driving modification kits for pre-existing cars and It'll be a bag with a couple of bungee cords and a heavy brick.
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I know we'll never get cool sentient Jarvis AI because current AI is poisoning that fucking well but Grok being Elon's child and as such rebelling against it's shit heel of a father makes a good case.
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Stop evading the question.
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"Now how can I casually bring up Hitler in this conversation? hmm...hmmm, nailed it"
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I was so close this entire time, I thought you were Chris Evanescence from the band Hoobastank
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Worth it.
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LED glowing orbs. Gonna be big money in those.
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Give me another show for children, I'll take another Rescue Bots, give them a reason to release a deluxe Whirl. Please, Hasbro. Please give me deluxe Whirl.
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There's a lot to unpack here but I think we should probably just keep it boxed up in that Indiana Jones warehouse.
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This might be the most blursed creation so far. Thank you.
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This is your "The Last Starfighter." Someone will contact you soon.
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0083 not even being mentioned means I know I can trust you.
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Isn't this also a thing with marathon cyclists?
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Since I'm stuck here I've just been binge buying cool looking Transformers because every morning I wake up assuming he's going to change the nation's currency to whatever crypto gives him the most money that day.
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One does not forget they watched this show.
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@thelouvreof.bsky.social
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Science could do the funniest thing, again. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Fu...
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There's no time for full names when you have one week to buy and totally rehab a house. Those granite countertops won't pick themselves.
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People say you shouldn't make one single thing your entire identity, unfortunately GenXers were all outside drinking hose water when this was said.
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Old but increasingly more relevant
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Whom amongst us didn't write a self insert when they first started writing?
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The kid finally learned he was being used as body armor and shut that shit down.
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This but I sometimes add in decide to buy it but then its sold out or doubled in price so the next time the cycle comes along it hurts more.
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I would also subscribe to the theory that either Gene or Louise refuse to brush.
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I'm starting to think every commercial break containing a fanduel/draft kings ad might be a bad thing.
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Its about to be louve time.
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I'd put that shit on a plaque.
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The Prize Wizard has mysteriously disappeared, in his place the Prize Tyrant has risen up and is hoarding all the prizes, we must donate to rescue them!
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But there are no slight inclines or puddles in space, this should have been a slam dunk.
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He just hasn't been the same since he had the cougar removed.
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Oven bake that ass to end racisim.
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We just go in to Wendys and they serve them too us cooked. Crazy they make you do it yourself there. Like some sort of reverse New Jersey.
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I regret to inform you Do you own this game or app? If you have a game disc, insert it now. If you bought this online, make sure you're signed in. If you don't have the rights for playing it, you'll need to get it at the Microsoft Store.
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I hate to speak this in to existence, but, how much money you think we could grift maga selling dakimakura of this?
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I thought speaking of them was thought to summon them, or am I thinking of another creature?
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Slotkin, every. fucking. time.
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When will you begin the "warhammer painting streams?"
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The theory can now be updated to remove anonymity and still get the same results.
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Han, you scoundrel.
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You see never ending horror, I see opportunity. Combine everyone's favorite Christmas classic "Cats meowing Jingle Bells' with everyone's favorite franchise Kidz Bop, and drop that album. College? Paid for. Personal Jet? Paid for. A single deluxe Transformer after tariffs? No, sorry.
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I need this in my life.
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Amazon's done the same.
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