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inscrutablemachine.bsky.social
Writer of the Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm A Supervillain series and a bunch of books that are awesome but don't sell as well. https://www.amazon.com/stores/Richard-Roberts/author/B005XOLGVU I tell a lot of funny stories. (He/Him)
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@zal-cryptid.bsky.social 'Rag moll'.

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Oh, yeah. Guess what just went up on pre-order? The story of what you probably would not do if you were a high schooler who could make a deal with a mad scientist! But it's what you would do if you were FABULOUS like Stella Deetz! www.amazon.com/Please-Paren...

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

16,575 words in one day. Dayamn. I'M SO TIRED. @nycteris.bsky.social I'll try to send you a link tonight but

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I am watching one of TADC's voice actresses play Creatures (from 1996) and holy crumbs the AI on those little bastards is more real and alive than most modern games can manage. It would be irresponsible not to link www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tcN... also game's on steam as Creatures: The Albian Years

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Faitour [FAY-ter] (n.) - A charlatan, imposter or fake. - An evildoer; a scoundrel. - A layabout or faker of illness. - A teller of false fortunes. Used in a sentence: “Favian, the fudgelling faitour was found out as a fake when his boss saw him sitting two seats over at the game.”

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Quote w/ a fantasy being that's not a vampire or werewolf Have three. The nightmare of fangs chasing you in the dark. A goddess so old, so corrupt, she's the symbol of self-loathing and always finds a new shape when she's torn apart. The dream of a golden paper fish, inspiring you with beauty.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

YES I STILL HAVE A PATREON AND LOTS OF CONTENT TO POST LOOK I HAD THINGS HAPPEN LIFE HAS BEEN ANYWAY HERE www.patreon.com/posts/130438... ALSO I NEED A BANNER FOR THESE

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Scratch to the rescue!! *Sigh* My *hero... *NOTE: Trill has already freed herself and is fighting skeletons upstairs #WildChildren

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment