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ipetthatdong.bsky.social
Always horny, not always slutty, but usually. Boston. DMs open.
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submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I’m ridiculously horny. Think you could repost this for me? I’m trying to show off for as many people as I can. Thank you very much.

submitted 9 days ago • 24 comments

Sometimes I see a picture on Instagram and it's like "who forgot to invite me to the Boston tops convention as a party favor"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Some dudes get self conscious about how fast they cum and my boys, this can be an asset. I'd rather that than the guy that goes an hour and gets frustrated and in his head.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

LOL, it was a half hour

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Legitimately love a hookup that has me back at my desk within the hour.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

"I remember the sex being hot last time, I don't remember you being so sensual, damn"

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

need my butter churned

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

Sometimes you just need your back blown out on your lunch break

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Spank Bankable

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

"oh his husband is really pretty" "I know, he's fucked me" "oh so now we know [*] is a bottom"

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Repost a photo of you on all fours

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

truly I love how delusional some people in TheApps™ are. I wish someone would create one where you can leave a review like a ride hail app.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

need my butter churned

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Spit in my mouth Pee on me Make me lick your feet Lightly choke me

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I need to find some more sexual partners into light degradation.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

cosign. bsky.app/profile/funs...

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Headline: proximity is sexy *doesn't share distance* 🙃🙃🙃🙃

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Blank Profiles that ask "more pics?" 🙃🙃🙃🙃

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Just a casual Monday night chilling on the couch watching a movie with the husband and my "not boyfriend" after "not boyfriend" rearranged my guts twice.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

"I can't host or travel" What. The. Fuck?

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

Cotton Eyed Joe

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

who wants the next load? 💦

submitted 54 days ago • 43 comments

Is the dick good enough to deal with how flakey he is?

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

Needing hole. Repost if dad can use yours 😈

submitted 55 days ago • 54 comments

How many contestant's dicks do you think have gotten sucked by another guy on Amazing Race this season?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

There's something just so sexy about a man who you know has gotten someone pregnant

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

I am going to be absolutely feral when I get back to Boston mid-week.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

He's right

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

just really in the mood to get used by a couple of jocks after they've played a pickup basketball game or something

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Repost a photo of you on all fours

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with a hookup app having reviews/testimonials is that some of us are competitive

submitted 63 days ago • 4 comments

There's never any pressure, but it does happen from time to time

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments