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a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon

All the dead skin has sloughed off my finger. It looks pink and flat. Considering I basically shaved it with that fucking filter, I’m not surprised. I am surprised how fast my skin decided to be whole! It’s extra flat and either hurts or I feel nothing. Yaaaay.

Okay that's fucking funny right there (all my For All Mankind peeps should get this joke)

Many moons ago, we were moving servers to a new data centre (this was about 4 months post 9-11) for redundancy and so on. One server was currently living in the building I worked. Part of my job was to help. We emailed everyone "Server A will be offline. We will be using Server B." 1/5

The CW is about to collapse what’s left of it…

I wrote a thing that made me cry when I edited it so enjoy... camikaos.com/2025/05/30/m...

Stitches are out and the scar looks like a combo of 🤪 and 🙁

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I know a solid #WordPress company looking for a Senior #Laravel Developer. Full-time. Remote. If you have recommendations, can you let me know? Thanks! #PHP

Ew why is it a high of 33 today!?

I did actually have to turn on CloudFlare’s “under attack” mode today, because someone (Google Bot) was hammering my site (70k hits in under 12 hours).

Awww people are trying to hack my site with “)) union all select null”

Angel Martínez crushes a go-ahead 3-run homer in the 8th. Wow.

Canadian Consulate: Who are and how do you know @fevered.bsky.social and @quiltingshed.bsky.social ? Well you see there was this joke on Twitter back when it was cool and Andrea made a theme called “sense and sensibility” so I made a child theme “and sea monsters….”

If anyone is going to the Giants pride game, can you get me one of those bucket hats for my girl? I'll repay you with bucks or boobs

I wonder why *in the intelligence world* it might be difficult to export information directly off a computer

I will never stop hating Substack, and not just because their horrid PR flack (who's now at Activision Blizzard, lol) sent a transphobic mob at a writer of mine for daring to point out exactly this fact in an article. It's also because they and their platform sucks.

Me: Come on, #ClevelandGuardians, win for my birthday… Daniel Schneemann: 3 Run Home Run okay? Me: SCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEMANN!

Called it (with Cantillo).

You can get international passport photos at Staples, yo!

My friends are silly 😜😜😜

Happy Birthday to Me! Everyone celebrate by being kind to your fellow residents on this blue marble, and if you can’t be kind, at least shut up about it and live and let live.

How to find a Cleveland Baseball fan. “Don’t bust your knuckles…”

I love how savage Minthara is to Gale. #BaldursGate3

Sometimes imagine Waya and Akira and Hikaru all sitting around in their 30s, drunk some long night, and finally Akira gets the balls to ask Hikaru what was up with THAT Go game, and Hikaru actually tells them. “You won’t believe this, but it’s the truth…” I’d like to read that Manga. #HikaruNoGo

8:30am baseball. Yaaaawn.

Dear BritBox. When is Sister Boniface back? Love, a sleepy Jew in California.

Bump your counter, it’s 0 days since you know who is up to his shit. Apparently … I’m harassing HIM. By … documenting his obsession with me. Oh and I control .org and am why he’s still banned. Nah, Bruv, that’s you. (Also he did threaten me with action from god, and to sue me.)

So basically AeroPress has been dismissive of my injury (I am not faking this shit, I hate needles that aren’t vaccines and try like hell to avoid them) and said that the filter is labeled sharp. Yes, it says CAUTION, may be sharp, on the inside flap but it is not obvious