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isaacquatorze.bsky.social
Winnipeg MB — recent e-refugee from Zuckland
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For some reason, whenever I play anything with parrying/dodging, my fingers slam the parry button like they're trying to drive in a nail. My logical brain knows I can tap the button with normal force, the same as the jump or pause button, but invariably I find myself ramming it down animalistically

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

i keep waiting for ANYTHING about Clair Obscur to suck... and it's just not happening. This is one of those games so good it's going to ruin other games for me for a while.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

"[T]he pace slowed just enough to shine a glaring spotlight on what I can only refer to as the most Netflix-Original-Movie traits of Havoc." https://letterboxd.com/isaacqu/film/havoc-2025/

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is getting incredible reviews (92 on metacritic), but then... so did Blue Prince, which I bitterly loathe. Am I gonna get burned twice in one month? One way to find out!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

at least Wendy's doesn't send me drunk-ex texts

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

being a single issue voter is as dumb as being a single nutrient eater

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

An album i have cherished for 31 years just got its very first vinyl release for RSD2025, and I managed to snag a copy today. There's nobody still in my life who understands the importance of this band to my young adult years. <3

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

balls, ok?

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Local Teen Invents Masturbation | Onion News Network

submitted 67 days ago • 54 comments

this must've been so annoying before computers

submitted 68 days ago • 6 comments

mine do this sometimes too

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

USA to be renamed The Economic Gulf of America on maps

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Love FM #pixelart

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe the "buy Canadian" campaign will also include Canadians watching and enjoying Canadian talent. hhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

submitted 74 days ago • 5 comments

I would dance in the streets. I haven't danced outside the privacy of my bedroom in 20+ years, but I would dance in the fucking streets.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

in other news don't ever sneeze while wearing a BiPAP ughhhh

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

posting here feels lonely to me. On facebook i could usually expect 10-50 replies on a post, but i don't really know anyone on bluesky yet. It feels like I'm typing my shitty movie opinions and bad jokes and then clicking a button to watch them evaporate

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

what if we kissed under the $8.50 fruit cups

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

hello, Health Line? i'd like to report having seen this drawing and now i'm dead

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

finally watching season 1 of The White Lotus. i didn't know much about it beyond Jennifer Coolidge being in it, but i had no idea it was nearly Nathan Fielder levels of cringe tv. compulsively, horrifyingly watchable like the wreckiest trainwreck.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

one of the most inexplicable things we do is accidentally bite our tongue. it's literally been in the same location our entire life. then one day out of nowhere you chomp down on it like "OWWW what the fuck is that thing doing there?!"

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