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I don't matter that much.
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Say some prayers, light some crosses, you know, normal Charlie Kirk stuff.
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Remember when Huckabee would go on The Daily Show and John Stewart would be like, hey we disagree, but you seem basically normal? Good times.
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And I think I can shoot lasers from my eyes! If you can dream it, you can be it!
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Trump Always Changes Opinion?
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What reporting? He's on-air talent who reads what's in front of him and repeats what producers say in his earpiece.
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The End of the Rainbow gets everyone on the dance floor.
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We all just talk like the Mad Hatter now.
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Oh, yeah! Forgot about that, thanks. I should rewatch it, a nice comedy would be just the thing to take my mind off this stressful time!
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Jack Tripper or Jack the Ripper? Still, I'm curious to learn about Jack D. Ripper. (and thanks for all the Tesla protest help!)
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Just talking to say things.
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"No more dropped calls! The Trump Mobile cell phone has a cable that plugs into the wall so you get crystal clear reception."
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"Each comes with a month's subscription to Trump Tunes. Imagine, the best of Lee Greenwood and solo Mike Love all on your phone!"
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Can I be an obscure baseball player? How can I determine the baby is Christian in the time it takes to get to the plate? Can it be the home run derby instead of a game? Questions upon questions...
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People has certainly shifted the overton window on who qualifies as 'people'.
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I know I'm spitting in the wind but, for fuck's sake, most Marxists aren't even Marxists.
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I get that it's ancient history but, I swear, the stupid Democratic Leadership Conference and triangulation got us where we are now. The won one battle and forever lost the war.
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rats
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Who might this disappointment be?
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It takes him two minutes to think: "Bro, will this tattoo make me look dope?"
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He should just go MAGA. Be a net positive for everybody.
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Go back, Jack, do it again.
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How did this cost $45 miilion?
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Finally, the sound of one hand clapping.
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"You do the wrestling?"
"Yeah. With my husband."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
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Melania (to self): "I wonder if John Stamos is still with that...model, was it? He seemed nice at that one party..."
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Every military parade: "Look, a tank...another tank...tank...more tanks...is it...I don't know, I guess it's just tanks?...oh, ok a soldier...a lot more soldiers...and-oh boy..."
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Satan's Petting Zoo
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Would be great if all of this stemmed from his childhood fear of shots. I mean, wouldn't be 'great' because everything is awful, but you know what I mean.
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Shame that CNN's chyron doesn't include the end of the quote: "....yet."
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Cops sure appreciate when you sit for them!
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Swindler's List
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Glad he clarified people would be killed dead. They might think they'd be killed with kindness or killed Texas BBQ-style.
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People just say things.
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There's no way this gets past the Supreme Court.
Without the Supreme Court saying, 'sure, go for it!'
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NETANYAHU: So, are you cool with this Iran thing? We're going.
TRUMP: Sure, I'll let you make some headlines. Oh, hey, just for fun- 'Don't do this Bibi, don't'.
NETANYAHU: Ha, yes, very good Mr. President.
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"Oh, I've seen this one! Yeah, Chris Rife is hilarious!"
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Or just cut the budget for her hair extensions. Like a botoxed Samson, without them, she will lose her power.
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'manhandling'? fuck's sake, Chuck, it was assault, call it assault!
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Grown man in a cowboy hat.
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I just now yelled, "I admit it" like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy and, lo and behold, things immediately improved! I found a quarter on the floor.
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"Yes, Donald. I shall answer and tell them who you identify with more."
(whispering) "Satan, I thought the deal was I go to hell AFTER the amazing life."
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How can I sleep with scenes like these in LA
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We have caught and killed large predator that supposedly injured some bathers.
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I Just Wasn't Made for These Times
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Jordan Peterson: "I was writing AI slop before AI slop was cool."
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Why are they wearing their berets like that? It looks like they're being attacked by slugs.
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Nebbish. You mean like Woody Allen? Ohhhh...