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I don't matter that much.
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Glad he clarified people would be killed dead. They might think they'd be killed with kindness or killed Texas BBQ-style.
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People just say things.
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There's no way this gets past the Supreme Court.
Without the Supreme Court saying, 'sure, go for it!'
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NETANYAHU: So, are you cool with this Iran thing? We're going.
TRUMP: Sure, I'll let you make some headlines. Oh, hey, just for fun- 'Don't do this Bibi, don't'.
NETANYAHU: Ha, yes, very good Mr. President.
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"Oh, I've seen this one! Yeah, Chris Rife is hilarious!"
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Or just cut the budget for her hair extensions. Like a botoxed Samson, without them, she will lose her power.
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'manhandling'? fuck's sake, Chuck, it was assault, call it assault!
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Grown man in a cowboy hat.
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I just now yelled, "I admit it" like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy and, lo and behold, things immediately improved! I found a quarter on the floor.
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"Yes, Donald. I shall answer and tell them who you identify with more."
(whispering) "Satan, I thought the deal was I go to hell AFTER the amazing life."
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How can I sleep with scenes like these in LA
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We have caught and killed large predator that supposedly injured some bathers.
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I Just Wasn't Made for These Times
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Jordan Peterson: "I was writing AI slop before AI slop was cool."
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Why are they wearing their berets like that? It looks like they're being attacked by slugs.
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Nebbish. You mean like Woody Allen? Ohhhh...
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Ah, but you're forgetting the 'poke' button.
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Asked and, uh, answered?
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"Except for the producers and crew working on my new 'win a green card' reality show. They are truly angels."
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"I'm proud to announce two great names in entertainment: Warner and Bros. Discovery!"
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Believing Woody Harrelson could do a magic trick taxes my ability to suspend disbelief past the breaking point.
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"Oh, Mortimer, but who could object to the removal of a few undesirable rapscallions?"
"Heloise, take care these flights of fancy don't land you in the sanitarium!"
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What's zebra for "HOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!"?
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No, I totally see the value in hearing from some dude in an Afflicted t-shirt who responds, 'ICE, ICE baby!!!' to any post about immigration.
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'Less Lethal' is nonsense. Lethal means dead. How can you be less dead? This ain't The Princess Bride. People aren't going to wind up 'mostly dead'.
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He has "long believed in Dr. King's message". Can he pinpoint the day he started? Did wrestle with himself over this? Bleh, just say King was right, no one needs this self-important twaddle.
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"It's an anti-Trump, anti-ICE aganda..."
Well... yeah.
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Metaphorical Borders of Our Heart is my favorite ELO album.
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Ah, yes! The double-secret process. Of course.
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Ah, yes. 'The Adoration of the Tongue-Licker'. Classic.
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Wait, wouldn't a cuck already be married? I'm so tired.
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Biden take tanning bed
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What Miller wrote is not a sentence. If he doesn't recognize verbs, I get why he doesn't recognize more complex ideas like, oh, say, human rights.
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This seems counterproductive. Going after 7-11? Where do they think these ICE guys get their breakfast from? From the looks of most of them, I don't think they're starting their days with some cantaloupe and a wheat germ smoothie.
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Look, how many people in the Guard are just there for benefits and some extra income? They got jobs, families, are they really gonna get the insane commitment out of them you'd need for them to fight other Americans?
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Who knew the apocalypse would come dressed in Skechers and Lee jeans?
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SpaceX's pivot to housewares also failed.
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So, they are going to force themselves to release something? Am I stupid or is he?
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More importantly, have there been any casting rumors from Ryan Murphy yet?
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Uh, that guy is an Esq. Maybe we should listen to him? Just because, you know, him being an Esq. and all.
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Counter: Rob Liefield is the Dave Mustaine of Billy Corgans.
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'Such a big fuss'- is the grave in the middle of a busy intersection? Huh, that tagline is intriguing.
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Publishers still give out big advances for these? Who still reads these things?
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"It was I, Otto Penn, Master Forger! Yes, I fooled you all! Ahahaha!!"
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"My nephew, who interns for us, said we have to start using AI, it's the latest and greatest. But my friend's son, who also interns for us, said that on podcasts he listens to, they say AI can be trouble. So, we're going to have to look carefully at the bill."
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"Dammit, y'all! A pyrhhic victory is better than no victory!" - a sputtering James Carville, 2025