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On Yuri day, this is for my doll oomfs

HAPPY YURI DAY, EHEHE!! 💕

It's important when talking to tops to say things like "yeah! I want you to be as evil as you feel comfortable being!" because explicitly acknowledging that they're also a person with limits and boundaries puts you ahead of like 50% of hard kink subs (the ones complaining about the top shortage)

Don’t worry, we will understand each other some day. #jandriSFWart #ikaruga

there's nothing hotter than a doomed by the narrative girl being complete badendbait right in front of you like oo yea bbgirl step out into oncoming traffic you knoooooow im about to pull you back from the brink of death, knowing that ive only delayed the inevitable 😏😏😏

imagining one of those "how to survive saw" videos but for twin peaks. laura palmer could easily have escaped this scenario by remaining calm, assessing the situation, and using cognitive restructuring to avoid trauma

it's bizarre that eating poptarts off of a plate instead of a napkin does this much to make me feel like a sentient being deserving of internality instead of just some Beast

Pavetta Fridays, which means... Lancer pilot AU???

dolls to watch out for

your toxic girlfriend running her fingers down your spinal neural interface ports

🩸 revenant's remembrance 🩸 #nightreign

Older Lulu... because I can't help myself.

darumi

vampire women who lick the necks of their lovers, as if to savour the moment before the bite, before drinking are truly the most blessed of sappho's daughters.

gf read dorley hall and now she wont stop wearing pretty dresses and flashing her ass at me there's like, literally subliminals in that shit i swear to fuck

"only way out is through" enthusiasts DESTROYED and IN SHAMBLES after discovery of: backwards

skebにて描かせていただきました。ありがとうございます。

Minecraft Bee for a ☕ request! Thank you! #Minecraft

i was trying to remember the word sybian and all i managed to produce was "chair that masturbates you if you're a girl". they knew what i meant, to be fair

[picture of a space ship being stripped and broken apart by a ship breaking crew. In the corner of the image is an anthropomorphic "ship girl" version of said ship giving a thumbs up with a blush saying "I consent!"]

dolls are always going "awawa" because they are moving up and to the left

watermelon jacko

Bbzzzbzz 🐝

toby fox getting nintendo to pay for this shit is the greatest prank of all time lmao keep it up dude

Transfemmes will be like, “Boymoding today!” and then leave the house looking like this:

ok but like. me and who tho

is being terminally online bad for you? yes does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off

okay shut it down we found the best and hottest take.

She's in a hurry

2 colossal capital warships, each a few miles long, sitting in the same orbital drydock facility, generating elaborate dresses and experiencing lovely courtship and romance with each other inside ship-to-ship communication petafrequency space 🥺

vampire princess who doesn't have to acquire blood fatally or secretly, after just a few moments in her presence admiring how deep and beautiful her eyes are any of her subjects will practically beg to donate a few liters of their own blood to her

i dont think i ever posted this here

Drawpiles and bat-girls are a good combo.

i want to drug a girl who's objectively stronger and more physically capable than i am. i want to feel her struggle under me, weak and drowsy and uncoordinated. i want to see the look in her eyes when she realises how she's made me feel.