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heartbreaking: heroic man politely responds with laugh emoji to coworker's ai-generated riff on a joke he made

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submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

cant imagine getting worked up for or against the 'culture' of twitter or bluesky

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

they call them alliums because. uh they call them alliums because. don't have a punchline for this. send tweet

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

acab includes spell check

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i discovered a website where you can reject all cookies--all cookies, everywhere, forever. an end to cookies. but there is a cost

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

That’s my mouth

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

tfw when you're on a work call and the connection keeps cutting out but your coworker drones on so much that they dont notice and also you dont miss any necessary information

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

the hardest problem in transit is determining which direction a vehicle is traveling

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Speaking as a boat expert, I think it's safe to say that the grounding of NCL Salten was caused by the ship's course intersecting with the coast of Norway

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

we need to bring back keel hauling

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

trainers at work love to go "i should show you how to do this. you'll never use it and and also i dont remember how to do it. i cant find my notes on how to do it. do you need to know how to do this? probably not. but maybe. just in case, oh wait, i found the notes. but theyre out of date"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

finishing school in the mortal kombat sense

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

if job biden didnt want me celebrating his death, he shouldnt have been such a fucked up evil sicko his whole entire life

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

submitted 12 days ago • 43 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

uhhh mr seeger why don't you tell us which side YOURE on first...youre really begging the question here

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

there's soo many funny events that could happen to different people

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

one of the dudes rockest moments ever described

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

chatty

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

im going to remain politically disaffected until we at least try my proposed solution of wood chipper

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

if a magician tells you the ball is under the cup he is lying to you. he's your enemy

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

When you make aalittle thing with clay be proud

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

never drove the 6400s of course because i got promoted before the g-line opened but im declaring them stink-tier due to a 1000db turn signal clicker

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

if you have food defrosting and the dishwasher running and the washing machine going and are caramelizing onions thats about as powerful as you can get, domestically speaking

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments