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“All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success.” - Mayor Eric Adams
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"Ah! My pozole!"
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Perfect Sitcom Episodes:
Cheers, "Fortunes and Men's Weights"
Frasier, "Ham Radio"
Detroiters, "Farmer Zack"
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In their defense, that Mario movie was pretty popular
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It's aging really well
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Catapulting her to first loser
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Holy shit
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The good news is, life is like Seinfeld now. The bad news, it's specifically like when Larry David left
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Even the guy's sister costarring can't get him to give up the elusive fifth star
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All these guys talk about is how mean NPR is to them