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Small-time CEO & Designer Pro-Republic Pro-Federalism | Art | Board Games | TTRPGs | Opposing Elon Since Early 2021. Nationalize SpaceX and Twitter.
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I guess... The whole global economy is just waiting for enough people in Congress to decide it's time to take away the tariff keys from Grandpa?

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

(All in my opinion) Tesla was like a Ponzi scheme, that also made cars, long before #Elon tanked the brand. Those red dashes are Tesla insiders dumping car coins. Musk can’t sell (presumably) without triggering a death spiral, and he borrows against the shares. Elizabeth Holmes has nothing on Musk.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I know what youre thinking, fascism cant possibly be this clownishly incompetent... and I assure you, this is actually surprisingly a normal amount of incompetence for fascists. ...This is maybe... you know, a reason not to elect them.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

For years, people would look at me strangely when I said I didnt have/want a debit card. If a scammer gets your pin or auth code they can drain your account-- they are inherently risky. You should 100% only ever use it at an ATM you trust for cash-- if you have one at all.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

So what country are y'all thinking youll tell people you're from next time youre abroad? Easy option is Canada... but Im wondering if I can go without spit in my food if I say New York.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

So... the guy with access to all of our personal data, and who is going around as "tech support" and firing tons of "unnecessary" people in the govt. Yeah, well, his platform went down from hacking or a DDOS. Idiocracy.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Canada to put a 100% tariff on Teslas??? #elon BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaaAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaAHAHAHAHaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha 1/2

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Elon bragging about not going to therapy as some virtue... For people who hate socialism, they sure dont mind socializing their emotional issues onto the rest of us.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Vance and Trump were upset that Zelensky visited during an election, suggesting it was implicit endorsement. Gosh... I wonder why he might've wanted to endorse Biden (or Harris) over Trump. Real mystery there.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

My god. Watching Donald Trump and JD Vance lecture Zelensky has got to be one of the most embarrassing and shameful things Ive ever witnessed. Heartbreaking.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

In 2025, The West Wing seems so crazy and fantastical that it might as well be reclassified as Sci-Fi.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Octopuses are the best.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

It might be my imagination, but around when Zuck decided to "turn off fact checking", my #fb wall has been slammed with nonsensical right wing drivel like: "Elon is saving America" and "How do we protect Trump". Its made Fb basically a ragebait factory that I dont want to engage with or use anymore.

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