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Opposing Elon Since Early 2021. Nationalize SpaceX and Twitter.
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Im ready for my uncle to remind me how he couldnt possibly vote for Tim Walz because he called someone a dipshit, and that was very unpresidential.
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Why does merit sound so much like nepotism? Must be the woke mind virus.
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It's not a conspiracy theory. It's a question.
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If you imagined a world where Trump was a Manchurian candidate trying to destroy US power in the world and undermine our economy-- would he really be doing anything differently?
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We need to see the unedited tape. Sam says there was even more insane positions.
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Probably another brilliant rebrand from the very stable genius's first buddy.
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Thats a good start-- but really, what we're all wondering is what else can you do for JD and Trump. Their feelings are awfully hurt and it's going to take a lot for them to recover from the great insult of not being complimented enough.
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Tesla is absurdly overvalued as an auto stock and just a bad deal as a tech stock. Luckily for investors, it’s a magical thinking stock—and business is booming in that department. Sure, I can cut $2T from the $50B USAID budget. Easy!
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To be fair, Elon is at war too. War with civil servants, war with baby mamas, war with a trans daughter and most of all, a war against fashion.
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Trump in a timemachine (1943): Churchill was very mean to me and thats not how you make a deal, Churchill. Hitler told me how you provoked this war, and now only Trump can get you out. I dont see what's in it for us. Time to get a new attitude Churchill or youre country is going to the dogs.
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Meanwhile, Zuck and Musk out here acting offended and like you just threatened to take them to gulag.
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I never realized being "Respected Again in the World" would feel like being the embarrassing jackass Grandpa whose family doesnt talk to him anymore.
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I could only watch that... like 10 seconds at a time. It was the cringiest thing Ive ever seen.
Episodes of The Office have nothing on Trump and Vance in The Oval Office.
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Increasingly, we are just watching super cringe episodes of the office. This is Michael offering laptops batteries in lieu of the college scholarship he promised.
The Oval Office show is nightmare fuel... Still, now I want to see a Steve Carell parody of this circus. Hang in there Zelensky 😓
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Watching Elon musk tell "jokes" at the cabinet meeting is more cringe comedy than any episode of the office.
Dude is Michael Scott but without the empathy.
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Ooooh Im sure Elon lol'ed super hard and LOVED this. He's very into dank memes and trolling...
Oh what? He doesnt find it funny? Oh no! Maybe just tell him its a Roman poster and the maker has autism then?
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Elon Musk's next genius idea: a telephone call line youre required to call. Thank you for calling DOGE. Press 1 if youd like to voluntarily resign because youre a woke leftist. Press 2 to hear a dank epic meme. Press 3 to repeat this menu. hanging up will be taken as a voluntary resignation.
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And don't forget retribution. It's really all Seth Myers fault.
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If every country on earth does this he can be deported to Mars, just like he always wanted. Byeeee
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1. I added they/them pronouns to my email signature.
2. I started a new snack and nap time corner.
3. I started a diversity sub committee for the snack and nap corner.
4. I emailed George Soros asking for feedback and instruction.
5. I left early to attend a rally at the Vegan Yoga Cafe: NamasCafe
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Why live in reality when you can live in a magical world where whatever you want to be true is?
Must be nice.
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On the other hand, listening to this guy talk-- we may have dodged a bullet. Im not sure I want officer dumbass here in charge of anything at the IRS.
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I guess... I should just start keeping "I cant believe it! How could he do what he said he was going to do!?" on my clipboard from now on.
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I cant believe it! How could he do what he said he was going to do!?
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a 20 year addiction from my college days, that he might have finally helped me break by making his platform just miserable to engage with. Maybe I should thank him?
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"Im sure if theres a conflict of interest Mr. Musk will remove himself from the process". 🙄🙄🙄
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The vibes of this letter are amazing. 'Mr. Trump, I just thought youd fire all my colleagues, NOT ME. Rehire me at once, it's ok if they stay fired though'.
No aknowledgement that the whole dept/division/office might be doing good work at all. Just him.
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Hey. Its not a swasticar. Dont you see the curves on the end? You guys gotta stop calling everything and everyone nazis.
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The sheer level of bootlicking you see from weird nerds towards Elon is incredible.
Big bang theory really has convinced people that anyone who calls themself a nerd must be smart and trustworthy on all manner of topics.
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How awful. My heart goes out to them.
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The Dept of energy has long frustrated the party of Trump.
Remember when Rick Perry was appointed to the Dept and spoke about all the new oil contacts he would be signing?
They haven't eliminated DEI, only changed the meaning: dimwitted elite inclusion.
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Ah, so this is what being respected again on the world stage feels like...
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It's Affirmative action... But for dumb white guys.
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Oh wait, sorry, Trump doesn't drink, he just seems drunk.
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I mean. That also describes Trump. 🤷🤷🤷