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Oh wow I hate this.

The n-word. I mean no, not really, but come on my dudes you gotta read the times and plan for that nonsense.

I have no idea why my local shop had Tales from the Beanworld but I’m glad they did..

Im probably gonna get in trouble for doing this,but Im gonna do it anyways I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT! Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me

I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes

DOOMSCROLLING

"When my time comes, just know I will live on in every 'whatnot' you hear. Whenever you see a momma who's so stupid, or so ugly, I'll be there. I love y'all and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it." - George "Not Dead Yet It's Just a Black and White Photo" Wallace

The little ink drop was crying, because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be. Thank you very much. I'll leave quietly.

Anakin’s “I don’t like sand…” line in AotC is pretty consistent with a weird kid who went through puberty in a space monastery.

The Omaha Daily News March 05,1915

The scorn heaped on "Underwater Basket Weaving" was based on college courses in experiential indigenous anthropology. Reeds are traditionally softened underwater to make them flexible for bending into baskets. It's a more useful skill for most than memorizing the 3 orders of ancient Greek columns.

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Fuck you, fuck your Tesla, fuck your son’s soccer game.

I feel like this opens up a hypothetical scenario where you are interested in the methodology but don’t care what the result is.

Atari box art from Art of Atari: Poster Collection by Tim Lapetino (2017) 1/3

Is this a dagger which I see before me [Press R1 for LIGHT ATTACK], The handle toward my hand [Press R2 for HEAVY ATTACK]? Come, let me clutch thee [Hold R2 for CHARGE ATTACK]. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still [Press L1 + R2 for PHANTOM ATTACK (expends Ghost Power)].

Dig through the ditches and burn through the ditches and slam in the back of my ditchula.

Oh FFS it’s only Tuesday.

I slayed a hundred demonspawn with a utility axe from Lowe’s.

sorry, i’ve got to cancel our plans this evening. i’m encumbered again. no i will not drop any of my items

I love Mr. Do! so much. It’s pure video-game. There’s no real-world logic to any of it.

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

Hail Eris!

Our standard three-act story structure tells us that things will get worse and worse, until some massive confrontation — after which they'll be great. This expectation is really bad for us, especially when during this current traumatic moment. My latest newsletter: buttondown.com/charliejane/...

Seeing a pitcher get a hit is a sight you can only see daily in NPB, where the Central League continues to stand alone as a place without the designated hitter and where pitchers still hit for themselves.