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it/its 18+ mdni mid thirties, max thirsties don't flirt with me unless you top lost in trackless desert sands, follow the stars at night when all you have is venom, you teach yourself to bite
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can you take my latina ass to pound town.......

can't believe that i'm stuck with sui ideations any time someone talks to me in a different tone of voice because my ancestors couldn't play nice with each other

if you ever think "im not high enough" that is The Devil ringing your doorbell and you better not answer

girlies i swear i need to be tricked into getting too high by evil women so i go giggly mode and they start touching me FUCK

"transgender milf goths can suffocate me with their fat asses" is the moderate position

omg she fell asleep to my voice....

HER JORDANS ARE FAKE

binbo weed is real if you try hard and believe in yourself

smokin that shit that make me giggle hysterically

@ionotter.bsky.social hey, will uou explain why lilith is on this list?

she envy my adorable peen

passing isnt really hard. you just need to get a faster car is all

computer, take me to a grungy warehouse in twenty-first century america. fill it with transsexual women, strobe lights, two smoke machines, and a set of turntables with a dee-jay controller. provide adequate hydration and safe drug use areas, and start the set off with Sasha - Arkham Asylum

it's okay to hit curbs normalize scratching and denting your car and going off the road into the median and hitting poles and bumping into things and running over old ladies and denting your car

you ever just daydream about getting ambushed by like five girls and just utterly pampered like not even necessarily in a sex way just like everyone massages you and praises you and makes you feel like a princess for a little while and 🥺

does anyone care chubby secretaries anymore

ive ... 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 to things ... you 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 couldn't imagine

faggots like you should be locked in a cage

castrating my co-domme for the bit

cinderella story where she doesn't drop her shoe she drops her chastity cage

pet peeve: why the fuck do they call it "pawing off" like i get paw job, thats just a faggot handjob but pawing? come on now. aint nothing getting handed off but the drugs to my accomplice Johnny Problems, yknow what im saying?

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