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it/its 18+ mdni mid thirties, max thirsties don't flirt with me unless you top lost in trackless desert sands, follow the stars at night when all you have is venom, you teach yourself to bite
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"My son turned out fine" Sir your daughter is in a puppy cage painting her Warhammer figures and knows it's time for a meal/walk when I click this button

ESO SON REEBOK O SON NIKE

stelle/belle frotting

boruto means bolt so logically, naruto means nart

liberals will tell you this isnt dinner

People in the other site continue to enjoy the equivalent of losing an argument to autocorrect

sitting my Fat Nuts on an ice pack and Listening

my favorite part of deltarune 4 was the battle royale segment

i need a breast aug so fucking bad dude

this lady at the clinic just tried telling me her kid was crying bc facemasks scare him like. lady i don't fuckin care about your brat put the fuckin mask on this is a hospital.

[stone temple pilots voice] I AM SMELLING LIKE FAT ROPE CUZ SOMEBODY GAPED ME AFTER WEEKDAY COUCH HEAD

none of you are allowed at pride. let the pigs and the corporations walk alone

she kill on my princess til i [X]

when did astrology get balatro jokers

i need to have a threesome on molly

you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real you aren't real

babe your stats are so cringe

why are you so fucking killable.

i gotta lock the fuck in i wanna beat shadowbringers

*squinting scornfully at her hanging dick* babe can you lock the fuck in

you don't actually want to be abducted and made into a sex slave. you want to take a vacation with your girlfriend after stealing an old man's credit cards so that you can ignore the consequences of capitalism for a little while. the kidnapping part is just the only way you can envision it.

im starting to think some of y'all aren't normies irl

yeah im an evil mother, im doing my best to raise you and build your opportunities in my own flawed way and in pursuit of this ideal i intrinsically fail¹ and instill long-reaching traumas that your therapist will overcharge to leave unsolved. ¹ but the sex is good at least.

i am seen and heard