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it/its 18+ mdni mid thirties, max thirsties don't flirt with me unless you top lost in trackless desert sands, follow the stars at night when all you have is venom, you teach yourself to bite
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call my girl Gay the way she a Faggot

call my girl non-newtonian the way impact play gets her hard

GOD DAMN!!!!

my girl so pawtistic she fail the harkness test

Do you know La Hee? I play... La Hee.

wordle in 2 today, some1 give me head cus i'm a genius

i don't trust a boy named levi. i know what you did

去年の #ちちの日 もあげておきます

y'all post like ya freaks but i know a girl who literally came from being stabbed

without downloading any new pics describe your gender

I think a somewhat untapped market is reality warping, mind control, hypnotist, whatever role that's traditionally the domme being a completely pathetic bottom bitch that's so frustrated trying to find a perfect dom and they just go make them

my girl so pawtistic she fail the harkness test

RETURN OF THE KING WELCOME BACK ANAMAGUCHI

respect to the reporter who's about to get fired by msnbc for failing to blame protesters for police violence

THANK YOU CHASERS!!

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ: behold, perry the platypus! my latest invention! with this, the entire tri state area will be sooooo busy reading lesbian manga no one will even try to stop me from taking over! now, to blast you with my Yurinator! (perry is blasted. a yellow puddle grows below him. Doof frowns.)

im SALIVATING thinking about the people this would piss off

inviting my cowgirl gf to c'mon over'n root-around'n ma tooter

Tataru's Fuckin Pissed (Ultimate)

i argued for years that i didnt have bottom dysphoria because the only sexual value i saw in myself was as a dick to be used for the pleasure of the Actually Pretty trans girls

I just want someone to look at me the way audience members at poetry readings look at their phones.

Is YOUR child texting about being a dog? BRB - Breed Rut Bark LOL - Love On a Leash IDK - Impressive Dick & Knot LMAO - Lead Me Around Outside WTF - Walkies, Treats, Fetch SMH - Slap Me Hard ASL - Addicted to Softly Licking OMG - On Mistress's Gock JK - Just got Knotted ILY - I'm Licking You

Playing knock off fortnite. Just wiped out tomatillo town

mating press please fix me.... mating press...... please fix me mating press.......

i argued for years that i didnt have bottom dysphoria because the only sexual value i saw in myself was as a dick to be used for the pleasure of the Actually Pretty trans girls

the world is ending and im really over here thinking about playin with my pussy

one of those days where i all-too-keenly feel the lack of an integrated flight system in my chest and limbs ✊😔 i dream of the skies

this body moans like a whore

this body washed ashore