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šŗšøšØš³š³ļøāš Spreading laughter and MSG
I scream about thingsā¦and sometimes itās funny.
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Iām just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
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As in she knows sheās being used by Hamas?
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They think sheās an angry white chick. They wonāt look past that point.
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How does this being a PR stunt by Hamas have anything to do with our love for Greta? The two are not on the same page. You think Hamas paid her to be part of this stunt?
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Threatening me with being disowned. The beating was always there. The threats changed.
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ā¦.waitā¦people arenāt supposed to like me by default?! I have to try and be likable?
My life is a lieā¦.
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Itās less about reason and more about hating the same people.
They canāt point to a single factual tidbit about what Trump is doing or going to do.
But he hates the same people they hate so itās enough.
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Thank Korean Jesus that you donāt know Morse codeā¦.because thereās a ghost whoās been cussing you out.
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Hilaryās emails sent on Hunter Bidenās
laptop that was given to him by George Soros.
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I shouted āWATERGATE!!!!ā the moment Muskās band of Neverland programmers barged their way into a federal office after hours.
How have we not tried Trump and Musk for conspiracy?
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āWave your arms wildly and we will unmute youā.
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I chortledā¦
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I nominate any Poodle to be part of the cast!!!
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If he was mowing any closer, heād suck that tie inā¦.
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I saw the photo and IMMEDIATELY heard the pan flute theme song!!
Now I canāt unsee it!
Bring the damn towels to her room. Sheāll be taking breakfast on the mezzanine.
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Hiring Manager: āIām sorry, you donāt qualify for this positionā
Me: āPerfect! Iāll see you next Tuesday for the final round.ā
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Physical embodiment of āThe White Lotusā.
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Iām sorry, did you forget how every police squad had the āZoom and enhanceā feature?!
They were more advanced than we are!
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āOne of these things is not like the otherā¦.ā
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āNot any more, now we ARE fools!ā
Fixed it for him.
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As if Joe Rogan has ever gone.
He doesnāt act like someone who has traveled.
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Saw the trailer and I canāt wait!!! I love the trend of horror movie being metaphors and not just āSo this family moves into a murder houseā¦..ā.
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The power of Karens can be harnessed for good.
Selfish people like that guy need Karens to keep them in check.
Youāre doing Godās work, maāam.
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It breaks my mind to know he has 13 children.
Apparently, Elon has got what the young kids call ārizzā.
But I think ārizzā in this case means money. Iām sure he forces them to sign some sort of prenuptial.
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Exactly why Pornhub has the autoplay function!
Art imitates life, as they say.
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Elon was definitely on Kā¦but what on this green planet was his girlfriend on?!
Did you see her sway endlessly back and forth? I want what sheās having.
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What better way to pretend youāre loved than to force people to listen to you?
Iām guessing the engineers at X have also fiddled with the algorithm to highlight Muskās tweets above all else.
Ketamine is one hell of a drug.
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I think in his mind, heās showing America how he would balance our national check book.
Except, because itās his mind, no words have left his mouthā¦so heās just stewing in his own genius.
The chick, I canāt speak on. But I want what sheās having.
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Iāmā¦terrifiedā¦but intrigued.
āItāsa me, Mousio!ā
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I thought I had posted too many things consecutively and am being silenced!
Good to know itās just a server error.
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She can go high.
We will go low for her.
No need to soil her hands, my hands have been working class since the day I was born. More dirt wonāt phase me!
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I donāt think they passed Algebra.
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Not to mention a good portion of the pardoned āheroesā immediately had run-ins with the law and are going back to jail.
I believe one of them had a standoff with the police.
Such great heroes!
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Who are we to kink shame?
Jerry, no! Bad boy!
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The war against being drafted. He won that war 5 times over.