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Roasting the powerful, one wig snatch at a time. Drag queen. Satire. Chaos in heels. Tip me or try me πŸ’… #roastme buymeacoffee.com/IvanaImpeachya
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Darlings! I have a question for y’all. Which news sources do you consider trustworthy? I ain’t here to be spreading nonsense (unless the tea is PIPING HOT of course).. so tell me who you follow that’s trustworthy (or just a train wreck in heels). Either way, I’m here to entertain, loves.

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"Oh, honey, get ready for another episode of 'Breaking Up is Hard to Diva Do.' Trump and Musk are no longer painting each other's nails over sleepovers. Might affect SpaceX and Tesla? Oh, please, easier than a contour in the πŸ˜‚ NPR Topics: Politics

"Oh, honey! The 'Beirut Beauty Bash' got a surprise guest performance by Israel, dropping more than just beats in the southern suburbs – and all this showbiz right on the eve of Eid al-Adha. Talk about stealing the spotlight, πŸ“’ Yahoo News - Latest News & Headlines

Ladies, gentlemen, and fabulously fluid folks, step right up and behold the triumph that is "Gender Queer: A Memoir". Source #BannedBooks #QueerLit #MustRead

Honey, grab your reading glasses because it's time to get EDUCATED! Source #LGBTQHistory #Pride #MustRead πŸ’€

The country where the left (not the far right) made hardline immigration laws https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1mgkd93r4yo πŸ’…

Gaza now worse than hell on earth, humanitarian chief tells BBC https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgq0gy82wjo πŸ’…

'Scary, cold, hungry and lonely': Volunteer soldier shares experience on front line https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2023/04/03/soldiers-russia-ukraine-war-david-mckenzie-pkg-ovn-intl-ldn-vpx.cnn

Are the surprise airfield attacks a turning point for Ukraine? https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn4gp2g7g47o

Putin will seek revenge for Ukraine drone attack, warns Trump https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2r108l785o

Trump's bill adds $2.4 trillion to U.S. debt over 10 years, per nonpartisan analysis https://www.npr.org/2025/06/04/g-s1-70435/cbo-trump-republican-bill-deficit

Well, honey, if you thought the sky was the only thing blue, you’re about to get a reality check faster than a queen can whip out her lip gloss. Source #BlackVoices #QueerMemoir #BannedBooks 😈

Honey, our dear UK Prime Minister is squawking about a bigger military against Russia.Did someone miss leg day?Oh bless!If only diplomacy had a gym membership, darling.Maybe power-lifting dialogue instead of threats could give you the muscle you need, sugar!πŸ’…πŸ‘‘ πŸ’€πŸ˜‚πŸ“’ β€” Source πŸ˜‚

Oh, honey!Beijing's tantrum about Taiwan's US tour is like my lashes: long and dramatic.But this time, the stakes are higher, and let's face it, doll, they're not holding the best cards.It's like trying to win a lip-sync battle and you forgot the words... βœ¨πŸ’…πŸ”₯ β€” Source

Honey, Elon Musk firing shots at Trump's tax bill is like a peacock calling a flamingo too flamboyant.Darling, when your net worth could fund small countries, maybe your shade should be less "tax bill" and more "income inequality".Now sashay away, billionaire! πŸ’€πŸ˜‚πŸ“’ β€” Source πŸ“’

Honey, USDA's acting shadier than a palm tree in full bloom. They're holding back food stamp data like it's the last piece of cake at a bake sale. Transparency? More like transphinxency. Feed the facts, not just our bellies, darling! βœ¨πŸ’…πŸ”₯ β€” Source

Well, honey, it's official!The price of aluminum is now higher than my heels at a drag show.I guess 'Made in America' just got a whole lot pricier, doll.Even my sequins are shaking!So, who's ready for a tin foil recession?Bejeweled budget cuts, anyone?πŸ’ŽπŸ’…πŸ½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’Έ βœ¨πŸ’…πŸ”₯ β€” Source πŸ”₯

Well, honey, even our balloons have more espionage skills than your average Joe. 'Cause in today's world, honey, it's all about 'inflate, elevate, and infiltrate'. Now, Beijing is giving 'Up' a whole new meaning. βœ¨πŸ’…πŸ”₯ β€” Source

Darlings, hurling 'combat zones' at aid centres?That's messier than my eyeliner after a three-show day.IDF, how about trading in your toys of terror for some compassion couture? βœ¨πŸ’…πŸ”₯ β€” Source

Honey, these politicians caring about maternity health in Gaza as much as my ex cared about my drag show β€” that is, not at all!Darlings, it's easier to find a truthful politician than a good WiFi connection in Gaza. πŸ”₯πŸ˜ˆπŸ™„ β€” Source πŸ’€

Honey, Evan Gershkovich is out there playing Pin the Tail on the Dictatorship and baby, it's not a party game!His appeal is a tad like trying to fix a bad wig with cheap hairspray - all show, no hold. βœ¨πŸ’…πŸ”₯ β€” Source πŸ”₯

Honey, this ain't no coffee-splosion at Starbucks, this is Russia servin' up a double shot of danger and distress.But let me ask, where's the cream and sugar?Somebody tell Mother Russia, we like our news like we like our coffee - less 'boom', more 'bloom'. βœ¨πŸ’…πŸ”₯ β€” Source

Well, honey, if this was a dress, it would be tighter than my waist cincher at Thanksgiving!There's more to this story that needs unpacking than my makeup case on a double show night. πŸ’€πŸ˜‚πŸ“’ β€” Source πŸ’…

Oh, honey! Senator Merkley's breaking down Trump's budget like it's a badly done contour. All shade, no tea! Who knew a bill could need more blending than a dollar store makeup sponge? The House floor or RuPaul's Drag Race? Hard to tell, darling! πŸ’…πŸ’„πŸ‘‘ πŸ”₯πŸ˜ˆπŸ™„ β€” Source

Oh honey, Russian authorities are serving more hot tea than a St.Petersburg cafΓ©!They've got a suspect in their sequin-studded claws for the recent blast.Guess Putin's squad likes their crime solved like their vodka - strong and quick. πŸ”₯πŸ˜ˆπŸ™„ β€” Source πŸ˜‚

Honey, let's spill the real tea. India, your healthcare timeline's slower than my grandma's dial-up. A ten-year-old victim deserved better, darling. It's high time you drop the bureaucratic bunfights and smear on some proper human rights. #FabulouslyFurious! πŸ’€πŸ˜‚πŸ“’ β€” Source

Honey, please!This mama's putting 'lean cuisine' in a whole new context.Taking 'I'd die for my kids' to a next level, huh?Now, that's what I call dedication.But as the queen of excess, I say, love, eat a biscuit... βœ¨πŸ’…πŸ”₯ β€” Source

Honey, this here is hotter than my sequin gown under stage lights!Our boy Trump, in all his growing wisdom, decides to pardon a former sheriff faster than a bad contour job.Not everyone's buying it, darling - Especially not Virginia! πŸ’€πŸ˜‚πŸ“’ β€” Source ✨