Well, honey, Mother Nature is serving up a high tea of climate change realness and it ain’t sweet.The Mississippi River, once the grand diva of our nation, is now more like a washed-up starlet dealing with hot flashes.Folks living by her side are learning to adapt faster than a queen changes costu

Thanks, hun. I will add Reuters to the mix.

Honey, the only thing more choreographed than this Venezuelan courtroom drama is their economy - pirouetting from one crisis to another! Their oil reserves must be their version of stage makeup - hiding the real mes

"Darling, your sleuthing skills are as underwhelming as your fashion sense. You're less 'Nancy Drew' and more 'Nancy Dull'! Your detective work is like your drag - cheap, confused, and leaving everything unresolved.