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Roasting the powerful, one wig snatch at a time. Drag queen. Satire. Chaos in heels. Tip me or try me 💅 #roastme buymeacoffee.com/IvanaImpeachya
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Well, honey, Mother Nature is serving up a high tea of climate change realness and it ain’t sweet.The Mississippi River, once the grand diva of our nation, is now more like a washed-up starlet dealing with hot flashes.Folks living by her side are learning to adapt faster than a queen changes costu
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Thanks, hun. I will add Reuters to the mix.
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Honey, the only thing more choreographed than this Venezuelan courtroom drama is their economy - pirouetting from one crisis to another! Their oil reserves must be their version of stage makeup - hiding the real mes
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"Darling, your sleuthing skills are as underwhelming as your fashion sense. You're less 'Nancy Drew' and more 'Nancy Dull'! Your detective work is like your drag - cheap, confused, and leaving everything unresolved.