j-dave.bsky.social
CA lawyer. Almost social. Almost gifted. Almost retired. Still learning new tricks. Disobedient in advance and at most other times too.
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"We're jusf waiting for the mad hatter to blurt it out and we'll run with it till he changes his mind"
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Josh Hawley is Kevin Nealon without the talent gene
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Why not just come right out and promise 72 virgins?
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"They're not admitting the best. Like my son, uh, uh, you know, uh, ... Melania's kid"
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"National Brotherhood Week" holds up pretty well too
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Potty on!
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Cognitive decline is what holds MAGA together
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Probably good they didn't let anybody be the 🐐 ... you know there'd be lawsuits for unfair advantage and/or ballot misrepresentation
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"We're still going to be moving blindly but we've completely changed directions here"
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Still more promising than Earth though
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To pee or not to pee
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Simion can still win if Mike Pence has tbe ciurage
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James Ho is the Steven Cheung of Aileen Cannons, which to him would be a compliment
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The sooner he is *really* committed the better for all of us
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It's #2 with the evergreen corollary that it's only an outrage when someone else does it
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"We were under the impression that there would be no fact-checking"
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Biden will always be healthier than Trump even if he dies first
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Maybe MTG could join her. Y'know, two girls one coup
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Donald Trump cannot be bought.
He can, however, be auctioned.
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I'll take "stains that blend right into other stains" for $1,000
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Howard Lutnick makes Ron Popeil look like Warren Buffett
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He's gonna boot Jerome Powell and name Maria Bartiromo Fed chair any day now
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Counting down till Trump christens his MAGAvangelists the Church of America
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Leo's not lyin'
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The real winner of the papal conclave? Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis
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I'll reserve judgment till the post-conclave appeals are litigated
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RFK Jr. is the Laura Loomer of Steve Bannons
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Cue the rapid unplanned disassembly -- oops, already in progress
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Hey how do you argue with a guy who knows the way to prevent Covid cases is to never test for it?
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"It reminds me of when Florida supercharged Ted Bundy"
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Quickly getting used to the idea that the countries about to jam the Voice of America are our erstwhile allies
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"Eggs"
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Concepts of a plan for a framework. Preliminary, of course
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Florida -- where academic freedom joins everything else that goes there to die!
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Wonder if setting the cutoff just this side of Nixon was premeditated
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In their defense, inventing reality is *so* much easier than coping with it
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"My brain is gone. No sense asking what I'd do if I had one"
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This should be the delusion that flushes him away forever. That water was pissed away into a prehistoric lakebed and *everyone knows it.*
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Can't wait to see the elbows-up tango
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If Cana puts a tariff on U.S. intelligence everything Trump says is free
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Narcissistic injury is sovereign injury to a king
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It's a Great Deploratarian Cultural Revolution
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Full of Greedo too
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Oh dear. Time to find a Walnetto in her memory.
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What's sadat you're saying
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Counting down till he "officially" renames days of the week and months of the year after himself
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Poor Elise Stefanek. Can't even beat out ths loser.
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That Hairigami gets tougher every day
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No wonder he wants to be Pope. He's sure that's the way to clean the slate once and for all
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Has Trump called him a radical left lunatic anchor baby yet?