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Ever hear people talking about their diets and realize that you have to thank the people I. Your life for not being goddamned idiots? I’m luckier than I knew and it makes my cuisine MUCH better than it could be. Yes, I barely cook and love eating good food and am fortunate beyond reasonable belief.

Genie: ok what do you want for your birthday Trump: a military parade, oh, and also millions of people on the street chanting my name Genie: okie dokie

Temu military parade

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Imagining explaining this sentence to someone five years ago

"It’s all because Trump and his team operate within the protective cocoon of a media-disinformation environment that allows just enough criticism to retain 'credibility' but essentially functions as a Ministry of Truth for the administration that would have shocked Orwell himself."

ADHD problems: Standard velocity people make Saturday plans before Thursday evening.

How many original riddles does it take to publish a book of riddles and actually make money from it? Is it 264? Please tell me it’s 264.

From a Latin American viewpoint, Trump deportations and deal with Bukele look a lot more like it is MS-13 that is using the US government to retaliate against Central Americans who tried to escape from their persecution.

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

If Trump is serious about tariffs on movies, it's a very dangerous escalation. Tariffs have not traditionally been applied to services, and the United States is a massive net exporter of services. We would be extremely vulnerable to any service-based retaliation.

$Million Idea: A dunk tank for charity but instead of paying for a chance to dunk a volunteer, you pay to kick RFK Jr in the balls

Pope Innocent Pope Guilty

The bluesky community excels at challenging stereotypes, that Canadians are nice for example

TW: Firearm Suicide Chopping guns today, this one was tougher than most. Person who brought it to be destroyed said their brother bought it Tuesday, used it Thursday. Probably not the first one I’ve destroyed that had been used that way, but first one that I was told about.

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

Happy Hitler Shoots Himself In The Head day to all who celebrate. The 80th anniversary. May his ignominious end, with his body doused in petrol and burned by his last remaining loyalists, be a model for all tyrants.

oof, let’s try a good take instead, shall we? if someone’s boundaries are so infuriating to you because you feel entitled to crossing them, welp, I got news for you- that’s just the bare bones of rape culture

I won’t be going to any psychics for the foreseeable future.

#NoKings

what else is your husband lying to you about

Hey, if I'm ever disappeared off the street illegally, please make a big issue about it, even if I suck as a person, which I probably do.

Is it considered insensitive to say “You do you” to a single person?