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It made me cry WAY too often as a teen to fit with what I was told about it.
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This is America, we’d have been sure to load their primary cannon and machine guns with candy to be dispensed at high velocity.
None of this “throwing” nonsense! Shoot the crowd with candy!
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Is there any other sort? 🤘
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Missed opportunity for me to declare Craigslist as a cornucopia of camel commerce. Oh well, I was close.
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…you’re expecting further Craigslist camels? I hadn’t known that Craigslist was such a hotbed of camel commerce.
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Sounds like it might be faster to order a new copy of the birth cert from the state. (At least from the states where my wife and I were born, no idea how fast/slow yours is)
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I’m listening.
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I understand the reference, but Orwell fought fascists in the Spanish Civil War and wasn’t unaware of the Nazis; I’m not sure how surprised he’d really be by the current batch.
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Gotta be sure not to let your heel hit on those stairs, puts all the weight on the calves.
And yeah, Costco jeans are too tight in the calf. 😞
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😂 Yeah, I hear you there. But the dog’s bladder only barely waits for this man. (The cat waits for no man, he will nip my nose if I try to sleep past his feeding time)
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Ah, the joys of the alarm clock coffee maker. Not its real title, but being able to schedule it so I can smell and hear coffee while I grumble at my phone’s alarm makes mornings better.
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Orange smoke: Well, an Oompa Loompa did say it wanted to be pope…
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Stairs. And a nervous habit of bouncing with your heels barely touching the ground.
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Can I pay for NFL kickers and the US Women’s Soccer Team to do the kicking in my place?
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Well, you see, when someone dies of fentanyl overdose, their corpse has fentanyl in it, so everyone at their funeral ALSO dies of fentanyl overdose, which causes everyone at THEIR funeral…
This is how he has saved every life in the country from fentanyl. Twice.
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Welp, Google translate was helpful! 😂😂😂
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“I can’t feel my heart?” Wait, cara is face… damnit, this means my Spanish is fading.
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Aren’t we lucky, Trump has access to both!
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I go for PIOMAS and NSIDC, myself, but I understand the appeal.
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I looked a couple times when that ship was blocking the Suez Canal… I wish that was the last time! 🤦🏼♂️
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Tired: When the shoe-shine boy is giving stock tips, we're in a bubble
Wired: When the Uber driver is talking about the Baltic Dry Index, we're fucked
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True, but many do dick their way dickishly into rooms.
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A meth-addicted baby copperhead would be more welcome in my pants than Elon
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Before anyone gets their hopes up, I think the owners retired and closed it around 2010.
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There was a restaurant on Corunna Rd in Flint, just off I-75, that shared a parking lot with a muffler shop. Best Chinese restaurant I’ve ever been to. Wrote a bit of my thesis there one afternoon while slowly drinking tea and savoring some amazing Szechuan chicken.
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Ah! I was thinking there might be a puppy feast some Wednesdays that I wasn’t remembering reading about.
I know my dog would NOT mind a feast day! 😂
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I’m missing a connection here too; if you take it to the trash can every day, why is it a threat only on some Thursdays?