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Bio about what I do for a living 🇬🇭 🇳🇬 Toodaloo kangaroo 🦘 Tampa, FL
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This is so random and niche but I love watching pigeons try to build a nest

every single day I think about how they have to force AI on to us, because they know if given the choice, many of us would opt-out

Purchase was rejected again 🥹🥹🥹. It’s not meant for me to have these shoes

*whispers* imma try again when I wake up

My debit card blocked the transaction so I’ll take that as a sign that I don’t need these shoes

I can’t decide between the black mule or the white. Which do you like better?

You couldn’t peel this away from me

Unrelated to anything, ladies you know who sells a swimsuit like this? Preferably business in the front, party in the back

Schutz makes wildly comfortable and cute shoes

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No but I do call them slow shit

This is when we began to realize that men just hate anything women enjoy. And then women leaned further into it 🤣

That’s the best reading time cause the day ain’t bothering you

Letting you know they’re about to give you the meh-est experience known to man. I hope you’re ready for nothing, ass experience

asking a woman what she likes and doing nothing with that information tells her everything she needs to know about your intentions with her.

Someone once told them, “it’s the thought that counts” and they interpreted that in the wrong way. 🙃

Ah oomf lied about sending flowers from here lmao that’s too bad bc I love flowers and that would’ve been so thoughtful

When I knew I was never gonna speak to my ex again, I went to his house and had him teach me how to make all my favorite foods he used to cook me. Good lord that man can cook

Nigerian style egg stew

I need to see the interactions that had Olandria dead set on Taylor

I love a good simpsons reference

zohran mamdani and free buses were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and it looked at me

I love how at first Amaya annoyed everyone but now she’s a fan fave #amayapapaya

Screaming 😂😂😂😂

And they may retroactively consider your borrowing to factor into your score. If it’s possible for you I’d start now with ceasing usage

FICO will begin including ‘Buy Now, Pay Later’ loans in Americans’ credit scores starting this fall.

I say it at least 100 times a day. Even to good news LOL

I have a date on Thursday and woke up to this 🥹

-I’m taking all the charging blocks -Taking the window screens and leaving the windows cracked just enough for bugs but not enough for you to notice -taking half the stuffing out your couch cushions

A Yoruba delicacy

The newest tactic is showing the snicker bar hands doing daily tasks

Mommy Mamacita

I share my food but I do not share my snacks. I have food aggression

True. I wasn’t even born there. Grew up there but the moment I hear someone talking about Minnesota I’m

I hope it makes you feel better that this isn’t true. You’d never mistake a pig ring for a calamari cause the texture is different, it has a smell and the taste would be different. (Think chitlins)

None of the couples this season do anything for me and ace been needed to go. Along with Austin

The boys sending Jeremiah home makes me feel like they kept Huda to keep him from taking the baddies. When they realized he didn’t want her anymore they got him out

I’ve been traumatized to eat food ever since I was assaulted with that video of the fly sticking its ass in the pot lid to drop some eggs in there

This week has been beyond memorable

I’m in Florida and this precious cargo alone is enough to save the state.