jackalope1981.bsky.social
Bastard Pet of the Piltdown Man
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I have just found out that Jessica Alba is now single, so my chances with her have increased by a percentage. That percentage maybe only 0.00001 but that's an increase from where it was before.
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Yeah a couple did mention the book, but mostly they meant the film. Sure there's some empathy in the movie towards the main cast but at no point, even as a dumb teen did it ever seem to me like they're being portrayed as heroes or that humanity was being shown at its best.
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I saw a Reddit thread this week that was filled with people surprised to find out it's anti war because it inspired them to join the military. Terrifying.
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First thing I saw him in was The Fades. Lot of people from that went on to be huge.
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Nice! We had one of them in the car park the other week. There's a guy who comes over from Jersey and when he's here, he gets a car from some classic and super car club that does car swaps. He's had a Ferrari Testarossa, Porsche 356 and some other really nice cars.
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Which is hilarious as The Flash is very often the cause of trouble for everyone else and guilty of the very things that critics of Batman and Superman claim they're capable of 😅
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Now, we do technically have a helipad but it's not been in use for 20 years!
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The main thing that seems to have changed in the arrival. I got my stepdad to drop me off in his American car because we had it, but if I didn't I would've just got dropped off like normal. Now everyone has to outdo each other. We had someone call once to ask to use our helipad.
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We've always sort of had them, they were called leavers ball when I left school. It wasn't such a big thing though. Now it's ridiculous.
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there is an ending that does that, for Catwoman at least.
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Jeez, talk about abandoning your roots. For shame, JW.
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I'm like resting through it and there's videos and movies they've made and I thought they couldn't watch TV?!
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Oh that's why I got the leaflet 😂😲🤔
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Happy birthday to you!
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Ok so just seen it has Janelle Monae and Prince's track from The Electric Lady album which Spotify NEVER EVER HAD so fuck Spotify I'm a Deezer man now.
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Cancelled the first sub, but can't delete the account but at least I could sign up with my other email address and get the 2 month free offer... Seems pretty good, about 30 songs from my library on Spotify aren't available but there's the option to upload mp3s from a desktop.
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He wants that bomber jacket and aviator combo.
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Christ, Telly Addicts. That's two words I've not heard in a long time. A looooong time. I'm amazed there's even a 2006 dvd game.
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It's ok apparently because at least we have working sprinklers so in theory the fires should be out before it could even set fire to the cladding. We did have to have our EV chargers removed though because they were too close to the building as if they went up, the entire building would be in flames
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(sorry for saying bitch but I feel like maybe it's warranted in this situation)
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Worst Gladiator ever. Shame the lions didn't eat her. Do a gladiator 2, flood the stadium with sharks and make the bitch hang tough.
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It's so fun working in a building with the same cladding.
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Also what the fuck is voting for a mayor "without an agenda" supposed to fucking mean? That's an agenda in and of itself, and also NO ONE CAN RUN AS A MAYOR WITHOUT HAVING A FUCKING AGENDA.
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In his spare time he updates his Tumblr account with poorly focussed photos he's taken of empty car parks at sunset.
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James Bond would like a Bond girl but he's too nervous to ever talk to her and the girl he likes has a boyfriend anyway and he plays guitar. Bond can't compete with that.
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Snowrunner works excellently for that. You just need to make explosion noises with your mouth every time you roll over
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Honda have the chance to do the funniest thing ever and wait until space cunts do their next rocket explosion test and land their perfectly working rocket right next to the smouldering remnants of his shitty dreams, open the hatch and piss on the fire, then take off again.