jacketdan.bsky.social
Still an overly online Dad (recently upgraded to Autism Dad)
He/Him
Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order
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I’d risk the lice just to drag him by the hair out of a building
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The new Mario Kart vibes videos have begun
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I will repost every single one of these
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It's a gorgeous table
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All I can ever think of is that game they pan over must have taken SO LONG to play
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not true (this man is lying!!!)
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I'll go with two more layers of purple highlights of lighter shades to give it some variance of color, but I am happy with the start since I actually blended that greyish purple color myself and then have given it a purple glaze
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I thought of one about a month ago said to myself "I should put that in a Note" and then promptly forgot
All I can remember is that it was not the story I told today
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This is fucking incredible
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In the year of our lord 2025 we're going to finally learn the difference between Their Problem (whatever evil shit they're doing) and Our Problem (the servile, useless apparatchik that refuses to rise to the occasion and stop said evil shit)
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Floyd I need you to escalate this immediately
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I know. It’s tough though, because it’s actually a planned week at family camp with kids and everybody in tow
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I am absolutely getting hit with a night stick, because I don’t think I could have stopped myself from asking “do you need some fruit snacks?” during that
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I will fucking fight somebody
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I drank the other 8 during the week and that’s why they were coming home with me
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This was the dirty laundry suitcase so there’s your insulation
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Told the guy at the auto parts store I didn’t need any help. Bought the wrong part.
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Spencer I believe this worked only because you believed it would work
Waagh my friend, waagh
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Less harrowing dad thing I snuck in under the wire (yesterday)
“I’m not just setting money on fire! We’ll put these leftover drinks in one of the checked bags!”
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To me this shows the difference between a hero and a fool is a very slim line.
Because there’s an alternate universe where I fell off the roof and broke my neck during the middle of a hurricane
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Post script - I walked into the house and my wife goes “why are you so wet?!?”
I had not told her a thing until it was fixed
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Does that then mean I had to lower the ladder back down and hope it didn’t tip over so I could climb down from the little kitchen roof?
Yes it does
All of this occurred at 11 PM at night during a hurricane (fin)
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Therefore to get to the gutters that are blocked I will need a ladder or in panicked Dad fashion you can do what I did which is pull the ladder up behind me and then lean it against the house while I hand unclog the gutter
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I sprint out into the rain and realize they unless I want my kitchen ceiling to collapse I am going to have to clean out the gutters in the middle of a hurricane
The reason it is was coming into the kitchen is we have a breakfast nook that stick out a bit from under the upstairs gutters like this
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During Helene we were fortunate to just be in a spot with a ton of rain and right as I am about to go to bed and hope we have power for the night I notice there is water coming through the ceiling in the kitchen
Based on everything else they never did I assume previous owners had no gutter guards
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I did this about 5 years ago because I was so excited to prove that I actually owned issues of the NFL Super Pro comic
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*you do not need to identify as male or have children to Do Dad Things
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*looks up who won instead*
I enjoyed Jamie Lee Curtis in this movie, but . . . fucking WHAT?!?