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jackietaylor.scares.men
manic pixie dream summer garden party girl Blair 💜 @jackanddiet.bsky.social
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"she's very high maintenance" "so am i" "no you're not. you're like 'do you play an instrument? are you sentient? let's go!'"

going on an extreme rant loudly in a pub against AI and Paul Vallas

yea

i am too hot to cry

I miss my cat I want to go home back to her

just gonna keep posting this bc

please drive off a cliff with the rest of your career

men in general stop winking at me challenge !!

waiters stop winking at me challenge !!

so tired of being the keeper of grown men's emotions

i love how we went from "how dare you post about your dog, stop being so self-involved, WE ARE IN A NATIONAL CRISIS" to "stop posting about the news, everyone knows what's happening, post about your dog OR ELSE" like just let people post, man. don't follow someone if you don't like the content

i am down 15lbs and Ariel is up an ounce, hot girl summer is in full swing

this was about my trumpet playing but Ariel is back at the vet this morning and this is what she sounds like

distressed elephant noises

Jan Sun Creed Moon Kelly Rising

A KNIFE

me and my purple trumpet against the world

this response is genuinely so insane I can't tell if it was supposed to be a joke or not (incl photo for the inevitable block)

David Bowie in Labyrinth

Lolita is so funny while also being probably the saddest book i've ever read

"There's this man on the phone saying you've been killed, Charlotte"

we should all take out life insurance policies on Trump so that when he dies we all get a little treat

i misread this as Boston College and was like WHAT HAPPENED